amycamus:
...but lingers for excruciating hours on human skin.
Meldrick:
o/~ I'm goooonnnaaa get me a shotgun and kill all the Brandis I see/ I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the Brandis I see/ Then Darwin will love only meeee
HanoverF:
Captain Kirk also serves as a handy dandy kleenex dispenser!
Meldrick:
I'm all for equal oppertunity, but I question the sensability of hiring a giant oreo cookie
dcarrano:
Next on the Barbara Walters Show: I make Daryl Hannah cry by referring repeatedly to the "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" remake.
Occupant:
Burn, you ant bastard, burn!
Occupant:
Now, cough!
JediClone:
Hmmm. Engine block is shot. Coolant needs flushed. Muffler's gone.. Man, this piano is in bad shape!
Widget:
"Say, pops--what is this place?" "Y'never been here before, son? I guess that makes you a stranger in...well, you know!"
Generik:
George Costanza and Paul Reiser discuss "shrinkage"... endlessly... in someone's personal vision of Hell.
HanoverF:
"What the?! Haveing a barn raiseing in your pants, buddy?"
MarcusBrody:
yes! my franklin mint Ally Mcbeal sculpture came in
