keogh:
Robert Mitchum's signature squint was his downfall when he mistook Joan Crawford for Gregory Peck, and kissed her.
AgentQ:
We now return to The Crying Game. "I love you! But why are you covering your crotch like that?"
HanoverF:
Sure it was involved in a Cult suicide, and on hot summer days the smell of decaying bodies still fills the rooms, but it's such a sweet deal!
TravisBickle:
"Gee Billy, this is a swell butterfly collection." "Found 'em all in the mouths of murder victims, Agent Starling."
GuloGulo:
"Hmm, looks like a dead bo...ah, shit, my headlight is out. I'll have to write myself another ticket...damn, this job is expensive."
Hippie:
It's decided then! Every hour of prime time will be Dateline except for Fraiser and ER!
Seltaeb:
Occaisonally the cops like to cover the drug sniffing dogs with cocaine and let them go nuts on each other.
Generik:
Bill Bixby tries to explain that only William Shatner can effectively produce a "Captain's log."
SunSinner:
"Maybe he's born with it?" "Maybe it's Cover Girl."
Clergyman:
VHS tapes actually break the soundbarrier on a fairly routine basis. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Duke_Nukem:
I'll be damned if it doesn't look clear again... I think it's broken...
JediClone:
"Hey kids, I need to fix this shirt for the beauty pagent. Where's the iron?" "It's gone to forclose on our house Uncle Moneybags" "Oh darn"
