And The Winner Is...
Years of medical school and Starfleet training still hadn't prepared
Julian for the awesome size of Scully's feet.
From the mind of
OnmiOwn3
September 1, 1998
The Runners Up
SCULLY: I'm having pain in ...my chest. My motor functions are being affected. My pulse is thready... a funny taste in the back of my throat.
MULDER: Damn it, Picard, she's a doctor, not some shape-shifting Borg-Vulcan hybrid!
Michelle |
August 31, 1998
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Bashir: "She's dead, Jim...no wait that can't be right..."
Scully: As soon as I recover from that phaser blast, I'm snapping on the latex and this idiot will be singing soprano in the Federation all-girl choir..."
Ed | September
2, 1998
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Mulder: Hey Julian! The same thing happened to me when I tried to kiss her!
Dr.Bashir muttering to himself: Dang bee!
Queenbee | August 31,
1998
The Contenders
(in chronological order)
Mulder: "Get that Trill away from her! Dana Dax sounds AWFUL!"
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Mulder: "I don't care if your stupid motto is 'To boldly go where no man has gone before', get away from Scully."
Scully: "Shut up Mulder."
Obsidian | August 30, 1998
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Mulder: Scullllllllyyyyyy!!
Picard: Stand back you spooky dink!
Bashir: The hip bone's connected to the...
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Guy looking at Scully: "I wonder if she really had that belly-button ring..??"
Mulder: "No... !!!! Don't touch her....!! Scully's doesn't have one, it's Gillian !!"
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Captain Picard: "Please, Mr. Mulder. We are highly trained in this procedure."
Mulder: "Guys, I'm trying to tell you! Last time I tried that, she *shot* me!! Look, here's the scar....."
Taryn | August 31,
1998
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Picard: Hold him back Number One! No one touches my Starbuck!
Scully: Ahab?
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You guys restrain that pinhead, I'll see if the young lady's clothes are too constricting.
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Inside Scully's head:
Wow, he's cute, maybe I'll stay unconscious a weeee bit
longer!..uh..Shaddap Mulder, you're giving me a headache!
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Mulder: "No,wait guys! You've got it all wrong! I TOLD her not to down that Pan Galactic GargleBlaster in one go!"
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Picard to Mulder: "Ye Gads Man.... That tie is the UGLIEST antique I've EVER seen!"
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Mulder: "No WAIT! I'm Noah Wylie..Honest!"
Inside Scully's head: "Yeah,sure,fine,..."WhatEVER"
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Mulder to Picard & Riker: "No, I'm NOT a door to door salesman! This "antique" buddy, is genuine Armani! Get yourselves a new tailor, lycra is dead!"
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"You may be thinking about "the next generation" buddy...but *I* got the ova!!!"
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Mulder: Hey, that's my scene. I'm supposed to give Scully CPR.
Bashir: Not in this universe. Besides you are not a trained Starfleet medical officer.