And The Winner Is...
mmmmmmm....To ditch or not to ditch...
From the mind of
mistori
August 23, 1998
The Runners Up
Mulder, I *told* you one of these days you were going to push
Skinner too far!!
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"Scully, we found the truth! Dennis Rodman is a shape-shifting
alien!"
"I went to med school for this?"
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"As Mulder conducts business as usual, Scully finds herself
distracted by the new fall Gucci collection."
The Contenders
"Wait!!!...that's MY small potato you're holding you bully!"
mistori | August 23, 1998
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"Uh," "Wait!" "Could I interest you in some monkey pee?"
"But WAIT! THERE'S MORE!"
mistori | August 23, 1998
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Scully turns in horror, Mulder has just been abducted by an alien
masseuse....
Obsidian | August 23,
1998
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Mulder: Sculleey? Something's wrong with Skinner...
Reve | August 23, 1998
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How dare you think you can come between mine and Scully's
passionate love!!!! (says Muscle Man to Mulder)
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The Thing: It's clobbering time!
Mulder: Sccuuuuuullllllly!!!!
Scully: Did I remember to submit that article to "The Penology
Review" last week?
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"Um, Scully? I don't think he's really in the mood to Mambo."
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Thank you, Thing.
Anonymous | August 24, 1998
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Thing: Hey outta my way! I saw her first, ya colorblind,
paranormal freak!
Mulder: AHHH! Damn, dropped my gun again.
Scully: ::Sighs::
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Scully, feeling a crunch in her clothes closet obtains the new
"Mulder Muffler Manager" from her local Home Depot.
"Put 'im here buddy!"
Spuds | August 24, 1998
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Somehow the big orange mutant sensed that this week it was
Scully's turn to rescue Mulder.
X-Lydia | August 24,
1998
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Scully: "I TOLD Mulder to leave that
scientifically-explainable-monster's sweet potato pie alone, but
noooo..."
Cheryl | August 25,
1998
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The Monster: "Look, lady! Alakazam! I pulled this guy out of your
head!"
Reve | August 25, 1998
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The Monster: "See my house up there?! I found THIS little punk
snooping around! I'll let it slide this time, but I expect this will
not happen again!"
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Nooo! Don't use me to club Scullleeeey!"
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Scully was suddenly distracted from the situation when she
faintly heard the chorus of the Cher version of "Walkin' In Memphis"
coming from somewhere.
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Scully: "Just a minute, Mulder. There's a parade coming."
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "I've never felt so stiff."
Reve | August 25, 1998
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The Monster: "Is this yours?"
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Ooh, look, a flying saucer is up there! When I close one
eye and press my fingers together like this, it looks like I'm
holding it! Maybe I really can get it...come here, little saucer..."
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Scully, will you stop vouging and help me?"
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Uh, Scully? Watch your head."
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Tonight's Monster Of The Week on The X Files: A body builder
turns into a terrifying monster after drinking nuclearly mutated
orange juice. Can Mulder and Scully stop him before it's too late?
Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder , would you come on? I'm happy that you found
someone and Ben is very nice, but we have a case to solve.
Dahlak * | August 26,
1998
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"Breaking in the New Jitterbug Instructor"