TOP FIVE Reasons To Get An Import!!
5. Ever wonder why the hot chics in bikinis only stand next to the imports?....Imports=chic magnet
4. Anybody seen the November 00 issue of Sport Compact Car?....'nuff said!
3. Neon comic
2. Why is it when you are next to a domestic it looks so big, but then it looks so small in your rear view mirror?
1. It's fun to honk my little Japanese-made horn when I drive by the
gas station that is filled with the V-8s filling up. (Note to self:
flick 'em off next time)
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