Day three 

Tribal council... Koobah is still a bit squeamish, seeing that they're going to this horrid place only for the first time. Who will get the boot? Philip? Sazon? Aaron? What the heck is causing Jason's ass to hurt? Did Koobah intentionally lose the IC to boot off a member? WIll they finally get rid of the Boss? 

Glenn: Hey Koobah. Sit down and relax. I shall ask you a few questions to guide you in choosing who to vote for. Yao, are you happy? 

Yao: Yes. 

Glenn: Barics, are you happy? 

Barics: Yes. 

Glenn: Onas, are you happy? 

Onas: Wo-key. 

Glenn: Rad answers. Now I hope you are ready to cast your vote. Barics, you're up first.
   
Tribal council time baby.
Barics "Sinuhulan ako ni Armand ng bente kung iboto ko raw si Philip."
Aaron "Seeing that the majority would vote for Philip, I see no reason not to vote for him. I would like to blend in the crowd."
Jason "Armand, thank you for playing."
Onas "Philip, pardon me while I burst into flames."
Philip "Sazon. Boot the schmuck"
Darwin "It's hard to vote. But I vote for Philip.".
Boss "Philip, The Boss has spoken."
Sazon "Philip. Dah!"
Glenn Probst "It's almost unanimous. Philip, give me your torch. The tribe has spoken!"
  
PHILIP IS OUSTED! THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN!
Jason: "No!!! You can't lose, Philip... How do I live without you?"
 
Philip: "Nah, that's okay. Here's my gun. You can shoot yourself."
 
Jason: "Right. I will shoot my ass to alleviate then pain and oust myself at the same time."
 
Jason shoots his ass with Philip's shotgun. As he pulls the trigger, a scream is
heard. But it's not just a regular scream--- it's a scream of someone who is
HIYANG AT MATATAS SA FILIPINO.
 
Hamsfil: "Sa aking palagay, ako ay nabaril. Aray. Akala ko pa naman na ako'y hindi na
makikita ninuman."
 
Glenn: "Err... Hamsfil, anong ginagawa mo sa pwet ni Jason?"
 
Hamsfil: "Sh_t. Bisto"
 
Jason: "Aaaaah!!! Di na ako virgin!"
 
Glenn: "Well... this is a new development. I have neglected to mention that Koobah
had Nine castaways to start with. Eep. Mahirap kasi makita siya eh. Hehehe sorry."
 
    HAMSFIL, THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN.
  
Philip's final words 
"Oh my. These schmucks are already out of their minds. I have a feeling that Jason might be next. Anyway, with two members in our group ousted today, I don't feel lonely. Hamsfil, Plep, Dane and I will spend countless hours scratching each other's asses at El Rancho. Poor Jason. He shot his ass." 
  
  
Hamsfil's final words 

"Ako ay natalo, at hindi masaya. Porke't ba'y ako'y matatas sa Pilipino? Ako ay isang malungkot na bata. Ngunit, subalit, datapwat, katoto, Ako'y nakasibak at ito'y sapat na. Nakasibak ako ng kahoy. 
  
next week on a2003 survivor:
-> binary language madness!!!!
-> Will Pahgong win again and equalize the game?
-> Will we finally, FINALLY get to know what the heck balle's luxury item is??
 
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