Day three 

Tribal council... the place where no one is 100% safe from an ouster. What shall happen to the troubled Pahgong tribe? Will Balle be kicked off the rock garden tonight? How will Erwin's malfunctional tendencies affect his stature in the tribe? What about Plep and Ke? Why did Aj vote for Rabang last week? Let's watch the action...

Glenn: Welcome back, dudes. You seem to be in quite a rut here. Balle, how do you see yourself right now?

Balle: I don't have a mirror.

Glenn: Very well, Erwin, what is your processor?

Erwin: Pentium III. 569 Mhz.

Glenn: Ke, who is your crush?

Ke: Carlos Agassi.

Glenn: Great answers. Now I hope you are ready to cast your vote. Balle, you're up first.
   
Tribal council time baby.
Balle "As leader of the tribe, I can see that Plep is a lazy mofo. Let's get him outta here!"
Rabs "Wow Pare high ako. Eh si Ke, low. Low yung t*** hehehe!"
Jay "I vote for Rabang."
Plep "Ke is gay."
Tofi "I am cool. I don't usually trust people, but I trust Plep on this one. Ke, you get mah vote tunyt."
Ke "Plep, in a dream world, it will be you and me up there in the final two. But... you have insulted the great Celine Dion. Baka bukas, Westlife na. I won't let that happen.".
Erwin "Scan Disk. Plep. BZZZZT."
Glenn Probst "That's three votes Ke, one vote Rabs and three votes Plep. It's a tie! Since no one has any previous votes yet, we will go in a tie breaker challenge. Of course, we can ask THAT person who voted for Rabs to break the tie, but his identity might get exposed, and his strategy, WHATEVER IT IS, will get f-cked up. Let's go, Plep and KE!"
  
 TIE BREAKER CHALLENGE... "Jabbar"
Glenn: Junginger, Villacorta. You two must fill the buckets I will give to you two later with
perspiration, in whatever way you can. First castaway that fills his bucket wins. The
loser gets the boot tonight. It's do or die for you two tonight. Survivors ready?
Go!!!
Plep starts off by executing post-up basketball
moves to fill his shirt with Jabbar (sweat). Ke, on the other hand, runs
around like a maniac on top of the bucket, in hopes of acting like a rain
gutter in order to fill his bucket.

Plep gets the upper hand when he wrings his one-tone shirt's contents in the bucket. Villacorta stares in
disbelief. But suddenly... Villacorta spots an incredible picture laying around on the rocks below.


It's the picture of the great TRUDL LOVE MENIADO! Ke gets his "instincts" worked up and he instantly
soaks his armpit with the jabbar of LOVE.


Ke wrings his armpit into the bucket. The coup de grace is finished. Nuff said.
PLEP is the second person voted out of the game.

  
Plep's final words 
"Ke sucks. I am overwhelmed with how stupid my fockin tribemates could be. I am a mad German. I will whirlwind around the camp like a naked barbarian on speed. I shall sit around the kubol and watch how the Pahgong tribe will go to the merger, 2, to Koobah's 8. They will lose. Go Koobah! The naked barbarian has spoken. Mwahahahhaha! However, I do not harbor any feelings of hatred. I only hold some feelings of hatred. Hatred rules. I will sacrifice X life to gain +X/+0. I am the naked barbarian and you are all my lackeys. Hehe." 
  
 
next week on a2003 survivor:
-> with pahgong down by TWO members,
can they fianlly level the field by winning the challenge?
-> Two tribemates WILL get it on.
-> Will we finally get to know what the heck balle's luxury item is??
 
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