Episode eight: "Ate Shawi and the Hundred Hand Slap of Doom" 
DAY ONE--- inside Notre Dame Cathedral!
Glenn Probst: "Our cameras have been given the special privilege to peruse the developments inside Notre Dame Cathedral--- where all the booted castaways stay to have jocular activities all dayyy long. Since we're keeping them out of the public eye until the end of the show, this special segment gives them a special opportunity to air out their concerns and who they think would win the game." 
  

Tofi: "Ano ba yan? Sa totoong survivor nasa hotel yung mga natanggal... kami nandito sa SIMBAHAN?"

Plep: "Oo nga! Simbahan. Maaagnas ako nito eh."

Jason: "Wala pang shower. My hair smells like anthrax tuloy."

Dane: "Jason, your hair smells like anthrax no matter what you do."

Jason: "Yabang mo. Ikaw nga unang natanggal diyan eh."

Dane: "I was too smart."

Philip: "Yeah right. I'd pulverize you with my M-907423 Machine Gun with triple reload system with magnum barrel upgrade and ten thousand bullet capability stored in quintuple coated Magnalium jackets in a split second."

Aaron: "What... ever."

Tofi: "Paano ako magrarave sa simbahan?"

Ke: "Wala pang flush yung toilet!"

Plep: "Buti nga may toilet pa eh. Kundi ikaw na lang jejebsan ko. Mukha ka namang toilet eh."

Ke: "Yabang... porket talo ka lang sa akin sa Jabbar Challenge eh."

Glenn: "In case you forgot, here is a flashback of what happened in the Jabbar Challenge"
 

 TIE BREAKER CHALLENGE... "Jabbar"
Glenn: Junginger, Villacorta. You two must fill the buckets I will give to you two later with
perspiration, in whatever way you can. First castaway that fills his bucket wins. The
loser gets the boot tonight. It's do or die for you two tonight. Survivors ready?
Go!!!
Plep starts off by executing post-up basketball
moves to fill his shirt with Jabbar (sweat). Ke, on the other hand, runs
around like a maniac on top of the bucket, in hopes of acting like a rain
gutter in order to fill his bucket.
 
 
Plep gets the upper hand when he wrings his one-tone shirt's contents in the bucket. Villacorta stares in 
disbelief. But suddenly... Villacorta spots an incredible picture laying around on the rocks below.
 
 
 
It's the picture of the great TRUDL LOVE MENIADO! Ke gets his "instincts" worked up and he instantly
soaks his armpit with the jabbar of LOVE.
 
 
 
Ke wrings his armpit into the bucket. The coup de grace is finished. Nuff said.
PLEP is the second person voted out of the game.

Plep: "F*&^ you dude. I'm gonna challenge you right here right now to a rematch."

Ke: "You're on."

Dane: "Plep... you might want to take caution... it's incredibly hot in here and there are dozens of Trudl Love pics lying around..."

Aaron: "Which means..."

A sudden gush of salty water fills the NDC. Pretty soon, the sweat overflows and now is slowly travelling... to THE ROCK GARDEN!

Ke: "Limampung porsyento pa lang yan ng aking lakas."

Plep: "WTF."
Glenn: "Now let's dash to the Rock Garden where all our castaways are still bumming around. Lil do they know..."
 
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