Episode SIX: "I'm Leaving on a Goco Bus"  
Day THREE
Glenn Probst: "Let's check out the Pahgong tribe, who have accepted their fate-- entering the merge 4-6 against the stronger Koobah tribe." 
 

Rabs: "We're doomed!"

Balle: "Oh no... how can I win now?" 

Erwin: "Who will we vote for?" 

Tofi: "Since I am the strongest and the coolest, I might be the first target for the merge. I will sieze the day! Carpe diem!" 

Tofi runs away to an isolated place where he tries out a few techniques. 

Tofi: "Wow... I still have Rabang's juts. What if I use it as a staff?" 

Tofi, like how Master Staffer Balle taught him, probes his inner recesses with the juts. Everything was going fine until... 

TOFI FALLS! 

He collapses and shakes violently. A seizure? A heart attack? What is it? 

Five hours later... 

Jay: "Mr. Burnett! Help!! I found Tofi lying on the ground!" 

Marts Burnett: "Woah! We need help from the medic! Medic!" 

Medic: "He has experienced total arousement. He will be shocked for about... 2 weeks or so."

Marts: "Thus he is deemed as useless! He shall be whisked away! Medic, what do we have as transpo?"

Medic: "A Goco bus." 

Marts: "Okay. He will be sent away. Call a Goco bus quick!" 

Five hours later... 

Medic: "Sir, it's here!" 

Marts: "Okay. It's nice to see that the Goco bus is still a very reliable means of transportation." 

Thus, Tofi boarded the Goco bus with help from his tribemates. 

Marts: "Pahgong, I hope you know what this means." 

Erwin: "Yes... we will lose Tofi."

Marts: "Yes. He is the sixth castaway to be voted off." 

Balle: "Goodbye Tofi..." 

Tofi is whisked away. He is gone. 

Erwin, Rabs, Jay, Balle: "YESSS!"

 
Tofi's Final Words 


       "All my glowsticks are packed, I'm a-ready to go. 
        I'm standing here outside the camp. 
        I hate to wake you up to say goodbye. 
        But the merge is breaking, its' early morn' 
        The bus is waiting, it's blowing its horn. 
        Already I'm so lonesome I could rave. 

        So kiss me, and smile for me 
        Tell me that you'll wait for me 
        Hold me like you'll never let me go. 

        I'm leaving on a Goco Bus 
        I don't know when I'll be back again 
        Oh doods, I hate to go. 
        But I'm leaving on a Goco Bus..."

 
 
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