Episode SIX: "I'm Leaving on a Goco Bus"  
Day TWO
Glenn Probst: "Both tribes are concerned about the upcoming merge next week. Now is the time to get rid of their strongest members or anyone who can be a threat. Let's see how this is affecting Rabs and Jay. It's been a while since we last heard of what's happening between them. Let's check em out!" 
 

Erwin: "Hello tribe! I am okay now." 

Balle: "What did you do?"

Erwin: "I used the sweet corn as motor oil. Voila... Erwin has evolved." 

Balle: "Hehehe... anyway, guys... STAFFER na ako!" 

Rabs: "Talaga, Balle, staffer ka na?" 

Erwin: "I thought staffers were gay?"

Jay: "Ano ka ba mareng Erwin! Hindi tita ang mga staffer!" 

Balle: "Obviously you have a misconstrued definition of what a staffer is. A staffer is a person who uses a staff... to uhm... probe. Yes, probe the inner recesses of his soul." 

Tofi: "Wow... you have to teach me, grandmaster Balle." 

Balle: "Alright... first of all, hold the dildo...err staff... like a chopstick. Then..." 

Glenn: "Okay, okay, let's move on... nothing more to see here!"

 

The Koobah tribe was feeling a bit down due to their RC loss. It's their third straight loss. Have the tables of fate turned on them? Are they gonna lose another member and even out the playing field when the merge materializes next week? 

Barix: "Guys, I am the selfish. I have unshared this luxury items for so long. Here, look at my Playgirl issue number 56. It is Sean Connery is the nude." 

Yao: "Oh my papa!" *hard head* 

Sazon: "Goodbye Heart! Sean Connery na ako!" *hard head* 

Onas: "Woh..." *hard head and mercury poisoned back* 

Aaron: "Wow... forget Jason!" *hard head* 

Boss: "Vavavoom!" *hard heads (both heads)* 

Glenn: "Koobah is ready. They're loaded in the upcoming IC, with hard heads. Can they win it once again and secure the merger advantage?"

The two tribes receive this message through tree-mail: 

"Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole...
Gol! Gol! Gol!
Futbol!" 

Follow em onto the IC site..

 
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