Episode five: "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"  
Day TWO
Glenn Probst: "Pahgong won the challenge. Koobah, a bit dejected, returns to camp with long faces. We now see the famous alliance discussing who to vote for." 
 

Sazon: "You know, Onas and Yao, the Boss is a stupid. He sit me down! He need to be out!" 

Yao: "Yes he is! But Baricaua pissed me off. Why not him muna?"

Onas: "Wo-key."

Sazon: "Let's flip a coin. If it's heads, si Boss. Tails, si Barics. If sideways, Onas."

Onas: "HuH? Wo-key."

Meanwhile, Aaron continues his quest for Jason's heart. 

Aaron: "Jason... you are like dandruff... I can't get you out of my head."

Jason: "Will you stop it already? I don't like you! You are sooooooo busted."

Aaron: "What?" *sobs*

Oh... the sick feeling of being dumped.

Aaron: "Lumayo ka man sa akin... at ako'y iyong limutin... masakit man sa damdamin pilit pa ring titiisin... Mga lumipas na ligaya..."



Glenn: "Okay... time for MY commentary. Here are the Koobah members and the chances of them being voted off:"

Boss: 48% chance. He f*cked up the challenge.

Aaron: 35% chance. Too demoralized to continue.

Jason: 30% chance. Aaron could do something behind his back.

Barics: 30% chance. Yao got him by the pants.

Onas: 28% chance. He lost the challenge for the team.

Sazon: 26% chance. He's too much of a threat.

Yao: 1% chance. As safe as a turtle inside its shell.

Glenn: "Anyway, let's head to tribal council!"

 
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