RC4:
Battle of the bands
Glenn Probst: "Glenn here. This challenge
shall test your musical prowess. You will be given 45 minutes to prepare
a song and dance presentation. I will check on you after your alloted time.
The reward will be Mick's Head brief. It is much like the ever-wonderful
Elisabeth Filarski's headdress, pero brief lang yun atin kasi low budget
tayo. Gets niyo? Brief? Hehe... Survivors ready? Go!"
Barix: "Wow! Head brief? Kanino ba yan? Kay Mick
Aguirre? Wow! Gwaping yun, parang si Aga Muhlach! We must win!"
After 45 minutes...
Glenn Probst: "Koobah,
are you ready to present your song?"
Barix: "Y-y-yes!!
We will present a medley."
Aaron: "Yeah! Presenting...
the Koobah band!
...Featuring
yours truly on ukulele...
...Jason
as the ass-scratcher...
...Barix
as the... uhm... scratcher...
...Sazon
and Darwin as the interpretative
dancers...
...Boss
on back-up vocals...
...and
ONAS on vocals!"
Glenn Probst: "Uh,
okay. What will you present?"
Aaron: "It'll be
a medley of two songs... Pardon Me by incubus and Mahirap magmahal
ng Syota ng iba by the Apo Hiking Society. Let's go Koobah!"
Onas:
"A decade ago.
I nevah thought
I would be at 23,
on the verge of
spontaneous combustion.
Woh is me.
Pahdon me while
I burst intooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
...flames."
Boss:
"Pardon me, Pardon me..."
Onas: "I'll nevah
be the same!... One, two, three, fo'!
Mahirap magmahal
ng syota ng iba
Oh sakit sa ulo
at hapdi ng tiyan
Mahirap..."
Boss: "Oh, mahirap..."
Onas: "Iwanan siya'y
di mo magagawa..."
Boss and Onas: "Iwanan
siya'y di mo magagawa!"
Aaron: *twang*
The audience claps
as the Koobah tribe leaves the stage. When suddenly... a voice fills the
air...
Are
you prepared for the experience of your life...? Are you ready to be enchanted
by the Pahgong tribe? Ah-one-two-three-fah!
Let's
listen to Pahgong's song! |