Arscott: Nine of us?
Police officer: Where's the ninth one?
Paul: Uh, oh
Tami: "Throw up"
| "90% of people do, the other 10% lie!"| "He's fat, man. And I don't mean cool." |
"Deer! DEER!!! DEER!!!" |
"I just wanna know when the next trip is gonna be" |
"Dan...where's your face?" |
"I'VE NEVER BEEN SOBER IN MY LIFE!!!" |
"Does that man own a shirt?" |
"...and then, he tried to kiss you..." |
"And there was much rejoicing...yeah! |
"Either sit y'ass down, or take y'ass outside." |
"It's furry...Kill IT!" |
"Joe...Joe, get that cam-...JOE, GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!!" |
"Burn the bear!!! Spill it's Blood!!!" |
"This is a magic Disney (TM) moment" |
40 Quart Cooler | "These trips are always such a fucking headache..." |
"If you wake up, and there's a small, brown, furry thing next to you, don't worry. It's only a bat....it won't eat much" |
"Uh, Kevin, God put that tree there for a reason and I reallydon't think you should move it" |
"Because it's raining, and it's going to get dark out, and we only have one flashlight and we're all gonna DIE!" |
"When in doubt, turn left" |
Dispatcher: The fella they're staying with said there should be nine of them | Arscott: Nine of us? Police officer: Where's the ninth one? Paul: Uh, oh
"I'm not drunk, dammit! I'm just dizzy" |
"This time we're gonna keep the house clean." |
"I have high tolerance!" |
"It's a dent! It's a dent!" |
"Hi I'm drunk, how are you?" |
Kevin: "Tami, I'm gonna pull my shorts down and put my dick by your face. What are you going to do?" | Tami: "Throw up"
"Ask me questions!" |
"Stick a fork in him, this boy's done" |
"He's Buddin'" |
"Such big eyes...." |
"This is the breast week of my life!" |
"Now would be a bad time for someone to take our picture." |
"Ohhhhhh... SHIT!" |
"He Borised up all over the fuckin' floor!" |
"Fuckin' Waaah!" |
"C'mon, guys... you know I'd never fool around in a sacred place!" | "We gotta clear a few things up after this game is over" |
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