Let Me Be Frank and Beans

• Go chop down a tree
• Put two cans of beans into a pot
• Add a couple diced hot dogs (Optional)
• Ransack the cabin for any other ingredients you can find...anything and everything will do
• Mix and cook

(submitted by Tami Tiktin)

• Go chop down a tree
• Do not eat much of anything all weekend
• NEVER, under any circumstances, go near or use the outhouse or similar facility
• On the way back home indulge in a Whopper_tm

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Charlie Budd's Hot Dogs

• Go chop down a tree
• Find a stick and whittle a pointy end
  (This is the longest step, so you may want to plan your day around it)
• Run the hot dog through with the stick
  (Optional: Use the pointy end you just whittled)
• Hold the hot dog over the fire until it looks edible
• Drop the hot dog into the fire

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D'Angelo Deer Disaster

• Go chop down a tree
• Hit a deer with your car
• Eat it or make a ugly sweater out of it

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Larry, Daryl and Darryl's Granola Bars

(submitted by Jeff "Larry" Saul)

• Go shoot a bear
• Reunite Larry, Daryl and Darryl
• Have them perform 'Tubthumper' (Larry's Theme song)
• Throw tomatoes and bananas at Daryl and Darryl
• Pick up mashed fruit and throw in the fire.
• Eat a hot dog.

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Oreo Eggs

• Go chop down a tree
• Heat frying pan to a frying temperature
• Put eggs (without shells) on frying pan
• While eggs are still gooey add crushed Oreos
• Find someone else willing to eat them

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Peach Tree Schapps Eggs

• Go chop down a tree
• Follow the same steps for Oreo Eggs, but substitute One cup Peach Tree Schapps for Eggs
• When cooked, throw away eggs and drink the Schapps...you weren't hungry anyway

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Peking Duck

• Go chop down a tree
• Drive to Dushore and order Peking Duck at any resturant
• Drive back to the cabin because they don't serve Peking duck anywhere in Dushore
• Cook hamburgers

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Spaghetti a la Blackford

• Place a pot of water atop a camping stove that took you 45 minutes to light, but is now raging out of control
• While waiting for water to boil, do ten shots of Southern Comfort
• Once water boils, add pasta
• In order to time the softening of the pasta, drink five beers
• Drain pasta, spilling half into fire (for additional tips on this step see Charlie Budd)
• Add sauce and cheese to taste
• To celebrate completion of your meal, drink two wine coolers and half a bottle of champagne
• Eat your meal...and immediately vomit it over the side of the porch
• Pass out in Courtney's lap

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Corn Flakes

• Go chop down a tree
• Pre-heat fire to 600 degrees
• Put cereal and milk in a bowl
• Put a stuffed bear on the fire
• Sit back, eat your cereal and watch the bear burn

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Chris Mantell's Crappie Surprise:

• Go fishing, catch 2 or more 'Crappie' fish
• Chop one of the fish's heads off and leave it in the bucket to scare the other fish
• Take a second fish and (while still alive) put it head first onto a stick
• Drive that stick with the fish into the ground
• Douse the fish with lighter fluid
• Light it on fire
• Hit fish with a golf club
• Put body of original fish in the sleeping bag of your brother

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Packy's VOKAmellon

• Chop down a tree
• Obtain a watermellon...we don't care where you get it, just get it
• Cut a quarter-sized hole in the top of the watermellon
• Remove icepick from Joe's foot
• Drive icepick (violently) into the other end of the watermellon
• Cram full bottle of Vodka into the larger of the two holes (...we mean in the watermellon. Get your mind out of the gutter falling off the roof of the cabin)
• Let osmosis take take it's course for the better part of the day
• DO NOT eat any of the watermellon. Instead use it to play baseball with Joe's Machette at the end of the weekend

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GERG's Bella Sylva mixed drink (beverage)

• Take orange soda
• Add ice
• Mix

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