FAKE present KIYOSHI interviews note: This Page was translated from MaSa's Site ( http://www.sfc.keio.ac.jp/~s96307mk/suck/top.html ) ( http://live.co.jp/~masa/nova/frm_s.html ) ( KIYOSHI's Site ) all English translations by Kanako. presented by nim

Fuckin'Kato Report #0001 We FAKE group sent the Fuckin' Writer, Kato-chan to L.A., for a special mission from 3/10 to 3/14. He is our espionage agent, as well as an advertising agent, whose activities are worth attentioning these days and now is our center of hope. Officially, his duty is to report PV shooting of "PINK SPIDER". He successfully infiltrated over there, with a perfect disguise. What he saw there will be reported in detail on the magazine "uv" (4/16 on sale). Refrain from browsing in book store, be sure to buy it. Otherwise our plan could not be completed properly ! However, the true aim of his visit is now disclosed here.  He succeeded to hold and torture K (orange), cooperating with h (PINK) who is said to bemanipulating FAKE behind a telegraph pole.  By this success, the FAKE Terror will penetrate over all around the world, and we'll receive an increasing number of cheese cakes and razors as fan letters.  Furthermore, Kato-chan himself, the executive criminal, achieved the title of "Halem Boss" that he has long been aiming at. The following is a report of the torturing in at most details. Kato-chan You arrived here a day later than all other members of SPREAD BEAVER, don't you? KIYOSHI The air plane I took delayed 2hrs.  It WAS tough. (Here, suddenly hide broke in !) hide You bustard came all the way to California, just to see me (laugh)! That's your end of fortune (laugh)! KIYOSHI Ahahahaha! (laugh) hide From the beginning, you were selfish. How dare you say, "I can't find my nail clipper.  So I will go there on 11th!", when all others decided to come on 10th (laugh)."          KIYOSHI Ahahahaha! (laugh) hide BUT!  Once you came here, I have control over you!  I'll take your passport, and return you an another one that has a title "PASUPOUTO" written in 'HIRAGANA' (laugh)." KIYOSHI That's also written, "Child's Bank", isn't it? hide It is my message as, "Go home, if you could!!" (laugh). I should erase your nationality.  I could make you a "Mexican"...Secretly! (laugh) KIYOSHI He seems to want me to stay here with him (laugh). Kato-chan You two seem to be good friends, as usual (laugh). Now, I would like you (he is talking to KIYOSHI) to answer to some questions I found on the board of your web site.  "Could you name anyone who has never been working with you before, and whom you'd like to be on a stage together with in the future? KIYOSHI Ummmm......... hide "None but hide!" KIYOSHI Ahahahaha...(laugh).  (To Kato-chan) I would rather not deny it.....(To hide) Hey!  Don't keep watching me like that!  Keep away! hide "I used to like to work with various artists, however, since the first time I played with hide, I can't...." KIYOSHI Stop it!  Go away! (laugh) Kato-chan Then, what is your serious answer? KIYOSHI Ummmm.....  I can't name a particular person for that. Kato-chan Are you intended to do anything with Screaming Mad George again? KIYOSHI No, I'm not. hide It might become like a real-"Q-TARO the Ghost".(laugh)  The general producer would be Mad, and the part of Q-TARO the Ghost is for KIYOSHI HONMA.(laugh)  The role of O-JIRO is for CHIRORIN.(laugh) ( note: "Q-TARO the Ghost" is a famous animated cartoon on TV in Japan ) Kato-chan What was your favorite song among the menu of "PSYENCE A GO GO Tour" ? KIYOSHI "BACTERIA", I guess. Kato-chan Who was your first-met, favorite artist ? KIYOSHI KISS was the first.  Ace Frehley Kato-chan Who is your current favorite artist ? KIYOSHI Um......I don't have particularly. Kato-chan Do you have anyone whom you are admiring, or a rival? KIYOSHI I think, I am admiring NANAKO FUJISAKI. Kato-chan Me too! KIYOSHI Ha!  What you are asking is not that kind of admiration, is it?(laugh)  Hum, as a matter of fact, I often feel admiration for girls, however, I don't much yearn to become like someone else. Kato-chan Then you have a rival ? (hide is gazing at us) Kato-chan Him, ha ? KIYOSHI No, that's my natural enemy (laugh). Kato-chan Among the books you have read so far, what is the one you were mostly impressed by ? KIYOSHI I am now reading "Grain Valley" and I think it's gonna impress me very much.  It's a second piece of work by the author of "Parasite Ive". The idea is like this; A god is a illusion one makes inside himself.  A human's brain might be making a limited image of god.  Then, if a person made a god in a Psyper-bank Space, it could be a much powerful god.  A very interesting story. Kato-chan What occupation you were aiming at in your childhood? KIYOSHI A pilot.  Then it changed to F-1 racer.  I was yearning for cars when I was in elementary school and Junior high, and absolutely decided myself to become a F-1 racer.  However, when I met with KISS after I graduated junior high, I suddenly went crazy about guitars and forgot about car matters.   Therefore, I don't have a driving license even now, in fact. Kato-chan If you push re-dial button of your portable telephone, whom will it be connected to ? KIYOSHI I don't have a portable telephone. Kato-chan You have an experience of being bite out your bottom when you were a child, right ? KIYOSHI Why do you know such a thing!?  I was playing with a friend, and fell backward.  Just the spot, a dog was ling.  He ran after me with a huge anger, and my short pants got a hole at the back. Kato-chan A part of your bottom is still broken off ? KIYOSHI No, now it's all right. Kato-chan Do you like a lightning squid ? KIYOSHI I don't like it very much.(laugh) Kato-chan By the way, what is your favorite food ? KIYOSHI All kinds of sweets.  No matter Japanese or foreign.  What I am eager to eat now is a YOUKAN.  I was thinking "Ah! I want to eat a YOUKAN!" all the way to travel to here.(laugh) ( A YOUKAN is a Japanese traditional, something very very sweet) Kato-chan Then, what kind of foods you don't like ? KIYOSHI A NATTOU.  I don't like anything that strongly stinks. Kato-chan Why your cat has a name, "Culara" ? KIYOSHI She has an impression that fits to Culara.  I guess it was just because there was a medicine named "Culara" beside her.(laugh) Kato-chan I have been always feeling, the TEARS MUSIC Production that you belong is somewhat like the  Jannies Production, isn't it ? KIYOSHI Ya, Yes, I think so, too.  It is said that a band named "Tears'Jr." will debut soon.(laugh) Kato-chan (Reading a fan's letter)"Kato-chan's strike zone is raging from Sixteen to Forty-two, I heard," KIYOSHI I heard that, too.(laugh) Kato-chan I admit it.(laugh)  ", where is KIYOSHI-kun's strike zone ?" KIYOSHI I don't mind age, on this matter. Kato-chan So, what is your type ? KIYOSHI NANAKO FUJISAKI.(laugh) Kato-chan If you had to marry someone in the SPREAD BEAVER, whom will you choose ? KIYOSHI JOE is gonna be a bossy husband.  CHIROLYN is sometimes like a baby and other time like an old.  An extreme character.  D.I.E.-chan will be always out of home for tours. Kato-chan How about I.N.A.-chan ? KIYOSHI He has a hidden mode of himself.(laugh)  Oh!  Kaz-chan would be the best.  At last, that kind of an "ordinary" person has joined with us.(laugh) Kato-chan I was surprised when you appeared in a female style in "Peace In Mother Fucker" promotion video.  Is that your idea ? KIYOSHI Yes. Kato-chan How you made the image of that mysterious woman ? KIYOSHI The lyric of the song was telling a story of an offensive woman and a defensive man, so a woman in a fury was needed. Kato-chan You may well wake up for a habit of pretending a woman.(laugh) KIYOSHI That will never happen to me.  They said "You looks great in that", but for me myself it was simply unpleasant.  I felt like as if I was a "ripped-mouth woman" (laugh). Kato-chan What is "Kato-chan" for you, KIYOSHI-san ? KIYOSHI Kato-chan and I have long been in a good term, all in all. Kato-chan Ya, it's been a long fellowship. KIYOSHI He is like my parasite, isn't he?  I always find him near myself.(laugh) Kato-chan You are dead!(laugh)  What is MaSa-san by your opinion ? KIYOSHI An extremely strange, university student.  He is usually very quiet, however, he is crazy when he is drunk. Kato-chan This is the final question.  When will you open a place of your own word on your web site by accessing directly by yourself ? KIYOSHI If I could often be at home, I will be connected to Web easily....But I have the works on "Hamlet" and others now...  Until I 'll be capable of it, I think Kato-chan will help me a lot.  I hope everybody please trust Kato-chan's good job. Kato-chan Leave it to me !