Ritz's note: Hihi! *grins* I couldn't help myself. This fic was just continuously bugging on my mind while I was writing part 4 so I had to include it in as a side story! I hope you like it!!! ^.^ Watch out though, this story is lime...nothing too explicit. Just enough to keep Kurama sastified. ^.~ Once again, I would like to announce that I have no claims on these adorable 2D characters, they belong to Togashi-sama. There are also cameos from a few people off the YYH Fic ML. Enjoy!
"Ritz-chan!!!"
Ritz turned around and came face to face (well, not exactly face to face...more like face to shoulder..but that's beyond the point) with a red-haired, green-eyed, very angry bishounen.
Ritz sweatdropped and clutched her keyboard tighter to her, "What's wrong, Kurama-chan?" She asked casually.
Kurama glared at Ritz. "How long are you going to torture me like this?"
Ritz pikued, "Torture you? When did I torture you?" She ran through the very short list of YYH fics that she's written, "I've never tortured you."
Kurama rolled his eyes briefly and resumed glaring at her. "Yes, you have! You're already on part 4 of Taking Chances and you STILL haven't let me seduce Hiei yet. You haven't even let me kiss him!!! When are you going to write that scene?"
Ritz sighed, "So, that's it, ne? Soon, Kurama-chan, soon. I was thinking part 5."
Kurama didn't look convinced, "That's what you said about part 4."
Ritz gave him an irritated look, "For crying out loud, Kurama-chan! Geez, give me some time. I wanna work it into the story slowly."
Kurama frowned, "I'll be an old man by that time."
"Oi!!" Ritz protested. "I'm trying!"
Kurama didn't budge, "You know about my legendary libido. I want to seduce Hiei NOW."
Ritz sweatdropped. "Kurama..."
Kurama glared even harder at Ritz. "I NEED that lemon scene NOW."
"Oi! I never wrote a lemon!"
"There's a first time for everything."
A glaring contest ensued between the human and half-youko. Finally, Ritz blinked. "Okay, okay, I'll let you seduce Hiei."
Kurama brightened considerably, "Now?"
Ritz sighed, "Now."
***
"Oi, Ritz-chan. Why are we here?" Yusuke whined. "I was planning on spending an evening with Keiko."
Ritz rolled her eyes at him, "Don't worry about it. Keiko knows about this. She'll be coming along shortly."
Yusuke grinned, "Honto?"
Kuwabara looked at Ritz hopefully, "Is Yukina-san going to be here too?"
Ritz nodded, "Hai."
A wide sappy grin spread across Kuwabara's face at that, "Waii~ Yukina-san!"
"I'm leaving." Hiei snorted, getting up.
Kurama shot Ritz an alarmed look.
Ritz motioned for Kurama to let her handle this. In her sweetest voice, she called to Hiei, "So does that mean you forfeit this tournament, Hiei?"
Hiei stopped in his tracks. "I don't forfeit anything." He informed her, turning around, "What are we doing?"
Kurama breathed a sigh of relief. Ritz grinned happily, glad that the mention of a tournament was enough to get Hiei to stay. "Well, it's not really a tournament." She explained. Hiei immediately turned to go. "It's more of a fight." Hiei immediately turned back.
"So, what are we doing, Ritz-chan?" Kurama asked, giving Ritz a puzzled glance. Ritz had promised him a lemon but she was talking about fighting? That big liar, Kurama thought, I hate fanfic writers. He paused to consider that. Well, maybe not all fanfic writers...Talya's stories are all lemons and yaois with Hiei. And WhiteCat, Shirin, Silveran, Theresa, and all the other fic writers let me have Hiei. It's just this one--Kurama glared at Ritz, that keeps on denying me my fire demon.
"How are we going to be fighting?" Hiei asked immediately as he fingered the hilt of his katana.
Ritz sweatdropped, "Not that kinda fighting, Hiei. Oh Talya-san!" She called, looking over her shoulder, "Could you bring the stuff?"
The girl with the brown fuku handed everyone a supersoaker with a truly evil grin on her face.
"A water gun?" Yusuke asked dumb-founded.
"Hn." Hiei said, turning the supersoaker over in his hands. "What's this?"
"It's a water gun, Hiei." WhiteCat, the resident YYH Fic ML explainer, told him. "You shoot water out of it."
"Or other liquids." Ritz added slyly.
"How do you use it?" Hiei asked, scowling.
Everyone fell over.
"I forgot." Ritz groaned, "This is ningen stuff. Help anyone?"
Shirin got up wordlessly and went over to Hiei.
"Arigatou." Ritz called after her.
"A water fight! Great!" Kuwabara struck a pose as he proclaimed, "I, the great Kuwabara Kazuma will soak you so--mmf!!!"
Theresa stood behind Kuwabara, holding the gag firmly over his mouth.
A water fight? Kurama thought, pouting. This isn't the lemon that Ritz was supposed to do. Though, I WILL get to see Hiei nice and soaked...and wet clothing DOES cling to the body...
"So where do we go to fill these up?" Yusuke asked, waving the supersoaker around, obviously warming up to the idea.
"Let us handle that, Yusuke." Ritz told him, with a big H grin.
Talya and the others took the water guns from the boys, unscrewed the tops where the water was to go in, took bottles of Hershey's chocolate syrup out, unscrewed the tops of those, and proceeded to pour the syrup into the water bottle.
The boys paled.
"Chocolate syrup?" Kuwabara managed to squeak from behind the gag.
Theresa sighed and pulled the gag tighter around his mouth.
Ritz nodded, "I don't know, water is just so--" She paused, "bland. Chocolate syrup is so much more--" She paused, catching Kurama's eye. "Fun." She finished suggestively, giving Kurama a LOOK.
The lightbulb went on in Kurama's head as he gave Ritz a broad smile and mouthed "Arigatou." Ritz winked at him and turned back to the others.
"Ready guys?" She announced, pulling out her own supersoaker.
***
After a fun filled day of blasting everyone with chocolate syrup, everyone went home sastified and sticky. Kurama was declared the winner of the game, with the least amount of chocolate syrup on his body. Yusuke was winning but had lost once Keiko showed up. Kuwabara had lost all concentration once Yukina showed up to watch and had gotten throughly blasted. The "loser" of the game was Hiei, much to the small Koorime's anger. Everyone FOR SOME REASON, particularly enjoyed hitting the small Koorime and even his speed couldn't match up to all the people who were aiming at him.
Kurama and Hiei were the only ones left. Kurama sauntered up to the chocolate-covered fire demon and grinned down at him.
"Had fun today, Hiei?" He asked casually.
Hiei snorted, plopping down on the grass, "Hn. I demand a rematch."
"Sure." Kurama agreed, sitting down next to him.
Hiei wiggled his fingers, making a disgusted face at the chocolate that covered them. "Che. I need to get this off. Know where there's some water, fox?"
Kurama shook his head, "Nope, doesn't look like it." He looked around at the grove of trees that surrounded the area, CONVENIENTLY secluding it.
"Che." Hiei muttered, getting up.
Kurama caught him by the hand. "Ne," He said, smiling up at Hiei, "let me." Bringing Hiei's hand to his mouth, he delicately licked the chocolate off the small fingers.
A small gasp escaped Hiei's throat as he stared down at Kurama. Kurama grinned and covered the fingers with his mouth, tongue sliding between each digit as he sucked at them. When he was sure that he had taken all the chocolate off, he took the fingers out and gave the hand a gentle swipe with his tongue.
"There." Kurama said huskily, looking up at Hiei. "Is that clean enough for you?"
Hiei nodded, unable to find his voice as he gazed at the emerald orbs. The heat and feel of Kurama's tongue on his hands was too cosseting, too hot...
Kurama smiled and took the other hand, repeating the process. Hiei had fallen to his knees as he watched Kurama suck and nibble at his fingers. A soft moan escaped his throat as Kurama's lips travelled from his hand and kissed his pulse gently. Another moan came from him as Kurama opened his mouth and sucked right over his pulse.
"Kurama..." Hiei whispered.
"Shhh~" Kurama whispered back, winding his hand around the back of Hiei's neck and bringing Hiei's head down to meet his hungry lips.
Kurama licked Hiei's lips gently and nibbled on the bottom lip. Hiei parted his mouth and Kurama slipped his tongue in. The chocolate on Kurama's tongue was spread into Hiei's mouth and Kurama noted that chocolate tasted even better when warmed by another's mouth.
Hiei returned his kiss eagerly if not a little clumsily. Kurama smiled at Hiei's eagerness and pulled away to lick along Hiei's jawline and down his throat, stopping at the hollow and sucking at it, dipping his tongue into the little cavern and tasting him, enjoying the combination of Hiei's salty skin and the sweet velvety feel of the chocolate.
Hiei gasped, throwing his head back. Eager hands tugged at Kurama's clothing and Kurama chuckled, obediently slipping out of his shirt. He leaned back over Hiei and set himself to the task of cleaning every speck of chocolate off Hiei's body...
***
Later on, as Hiei lay in Kurama's arms, wet and fast asleep, Kurama thought over the day's events with a sastified smile. After he had cleaned Hiei's body thoroughly, Hiei had returned the favour and licked every inch of his body, making sure there was not a trace of chocolate anywhere. Kurama shivered at the memory of Hiei's warm mouth on him, the bumps of Hiei's fangs driving him over the edge. Kurama smiled as he stroked Hiei's cheek and settled down to sleep as well. A random thought crossed his mind as he drifted off to sleep...Hmm...maybe Ritz wasn't such a bad fanfic writer after all... ***OWARI***
Ritz ^.~ June 20-21, 1998.
Taking Chances, Part 5: Kurama--"I thought..."
Taking Chances, Part 4: Hiei--"Awareness"
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