Here's a very short-short fic. I have no idea why I wrote it (except I'm bored!!!)
Misconceptions
by Monica Shin
"Wow... who is THAT?"
"Don't you know? That's Minamino Shuuichi- the cutest guy in the whole school. He's so awesome... He's great at sports, and he's at the top of the school."
"Does he have a girlfriend? I bet he has lots..."
"Actually, no- he doesn't."
"Really? I'm surprised. I thought that a guy like that would have tons of girls after him."
"Well, he does- you should see the size of his fan club. But... he doesn't seem interested in anyone."
"Too bad... hmmm..."
"What?" "Nothing- I was just wondering if maybe he had a girlfriend outside of school..."
"I don't think he does- no one has seen him with anyone. Only people I've heard he's hanging out with are a few delinquents from another school."
"Delinquents? Why's he hanging out with them?"
"I bet he's trying to get them to change their ways for the better- *sigh* That's so like him... But still, who knows? Maybe he does."
"I wonder what she's like... She'd have to be tall, and elegant, or else he would look better than her."
"I bet she's beautiful, and smart- Minamino-sempai isn't the type to go for someone dumb."
"And, of course she's sweet, and nice. She would have to be, or else why would a guy like that be with her?"
"Yeah... and I bet she can cook, and is tons better at everything than girls like us... *sigh* Those kinds of girls are the only ones who get cool guys like him..."
"It's too bad. I was hoping to meet a guy like him at my new school, but I guess he's out of my league..."
"Yeah, whoever's lucky enough to catch that guy must be a pretty special girl herself... I wish I could be like her."
"Wonder who it is..."
"Aachoo! Damn it Kurama. I better not be catching one of those Ningenkai colds because of you... stupid fox."
---Finis---
^_^ Oh, and by the way, if you don't get it, there's this saying that if you talk about someone, the person will sneeze...