The Jesusary

Compiled one morning in English during a day in the doldrums

Jesrusalem: the holiest of all cities
Jezatorium: temple of Jesus worship
Jesusologist: one who studies the life of Jesus
Jesapus Rex: the holy dinosaur
beJesus: to scare Jesus from a soul
Jesusize: to put in a context of Jesus
Jezarg: a cyborg computer version of Jesus
Jesomobile: car that floats and runs on willpower
Jesocracy: rule by the idolizers of Jesus
Jesusciple: follower of Jesus
Jesutator: the political leader in a Jesocracy
McJesus: hamburger with the flesh of Jesus, so you can eat it and receive salvation
Jesutastic: in the spirit of Jesus
Jestament: testament to Jesus
Jesutude: the degree to which one resembles Jesus
Jesaturature: literature studying the life of Jesus
Coca-Jesus: soft drink with the blood of Jesus, so you can drink it for communion
Jesuwist: 50’s dance on the cross
eJesus: electric Jesus

Jong: bong with Jesus’s face on it
the Jesus, Jesujuana, Janja: Marijuana