Laughable, Really


This is just a compilation of things that I find vastly amusing, semi-amusing, or just a teeny bit amusing. And as you might or might not know, I have sort of a weird sense of humor. If there is a specific place I've seen or heard the things I write here then you're guarenteed that I've noted it right after. Have fun, hope you laugh a little.



If things are "cooler than sliced bread", what was "cool" before sliced bread?


Wizard's Top 10 Snacks From Hell:

And now, for your viewing pleasure, the top 10 most unsettling items in Wizard senior staff writer Jim McLauchlin's "Collection of Bizarre Food Products." Bring a bucket.

10. Anis Candy: This one was brought back from a trip to France, coincidentally enough the birthplace of the term "candy ass."
9. Hickory Smoked Ostrich Snack: "Ostrich Snack" meaning it's made of ostrich, not something you feed an ostrich.
8. Orbitz Natural Fruit-Flavored beverage: It's got chunks floating in it. Chunks. In your soda.
7. Uncle Billy's Voo Doo Jerk Slather: NEVER eat anything made by an "Uncle Billy." Especially not a "slather."
6. Snow's All Natural Clam Juice: There's nothing "natural" about clam juice.
5. Bubba Brand Screamin' Crab Boil: It's "environmentally safe" and makes crabs scream. Mmmmmm.
4. Tomato Aspic Jellied Tomato Salad: Canned vomit.
3. Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce: The after-effects implied by the name guarantee this one stays unopened FOREVER.
2. Can of Bread (B&M Raisin Brown Bread): Canned Bread?
1. Armour Potted Meat Food Product: Ingredients (no joke) - Mechanically separated chicken, beef tripe, partially defatted cooked pork fat tissue, beef hearts, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue...uhhh, we think we're done.

~The Wizard Staff: Wizard magazine #86, October 1998~


What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
One goes WHACK! "Damn!" and the other goes "Damn!" WHACK!


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