Colors!


Interesting addition, you're saying. So what's it mean? Am I going to put a whole page dedicated to what colors Jeff, Nick, Drew, and Justin like? Well, sort of. In a Witchblade-twisted way. As you know, I do not do the teeny bopper stuff on my site. But this is one exception I will take BECAUSE it's different. Deb Courson, the local radio deejay, read parts of this on the air and I found it highly amusing. So I e'ed her and she e'ed me back the list. It's 98°'s favorite colors and how it is a key to their sexual life! Whoo hoo! I suggest that if you don't want to read something like this to leave please.


NICK LACHEY (and Witchblade)

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

Whoo hoo! I have to love this paragraph! It's my favorite color and it sounds great!

JEFF TIMMONS

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

DREW LACHEY AND JUSTIN JEFFRE

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category may be compared to a tidal wave rather than a fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

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