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HELLO, I'm Gregory Lam, and I welcome you to my homepage. I hope your commute here was smooth; the GeoCities server can be slow at times. Allow me to introduce myself. I am a university engineering student from Toronto, Canada. I enjoy cycling, reading, writing, travelling, and working on computers. I like to also consider myself a humanist, but I am never serious when I can get away with it. For more about me, see my NewsSurfer's Licence, and Hear My Voice(9k).

     Sometimes I just like to close my eyes and dream of the Perfect Place in the World. This place would be my place, a shining tower where I could do anything I wanted. There would be panoramic windows to let the sun stream in, hi-tech computers, bookshelves and a fridge stocked with chocolate ice cream and spaghetti bolognaise. With HTML, I have strived to reproduce my paradise. This is my virtual world.

Thank you very much, merci beaucoup.

what's new / quoi de neuf

Hi, your lucky lottery number for today is a positive integer! J/K. Actually, that's your user number.
May 29/98: New Evangelion timeline in the CoS, Engineering quotes. Updated IMO, aMuse, Browser Differences, Trek schedules.
Sep 10/99: Well, updates have showed up here and there. I'm not touching this too much anymore, but I will try to keep things fresh.
Mar 2/00: ERTW pages have been updated. Lot more fun things to read.
Jun 21/03: Like a box of childhood toys, steeped in past memories, Hotamale will remain untouched, but not forgotten. I have not been maintaining this site for several years now, but I feel that I shall let it stand as it is, as the creation of a younger version of myself. As precious as that person may have been, I am no longer him. But it is nice to take a trip down memory lane every so and then.

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"I don't know how my face conveyed that information, or what kind of internal wiring in my grandmother's mind enabled her to accomplish this incredible feat...to condense fact from the vapour of nuance."
--Juanita Marquez, Snow Crash

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about hotamale...

HoTaMaLe! is updated monthly. A tamale is a Mexican dish consisting of chicken, peppers, etc. rolled in crushed maize. HoTaMaLe! was designed on MS-DOS Editor and Notepad. Tested browsers Lynx 2.x, Netscape 1-4.x, IBM WebExplorer 1.1, MSIE 2-4.x Optimum viewing 800x600x16m colours /w Small Fonts, Arial + Times New Roman (varies) Quality Control Jeff Muller, Darryl Cheung, Heather Hodgins Keywords computer internet funny humor humour Sailor Moon Serenity Star Trek Toronto Canada Web Counter graciously given by Web Counter GuestBook wholeheartedly given by Lpage Homepage benevolently given by GeoCities (You too, can have one for FREE!)

[Delta/Vega Graphx Logo] HoTaMaLe! Gregory Lam's Website
gregory.lam@ablelink.org
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/4818/
Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Earth
Launched: July 1st, 1996
©Copyright 1999 By Gregory Lam. All Rights Reserved. All tables reserved. This homepage is dolphin safe, and contains no perservatives. HoTaMaLe! has NOTHING to do with the Adobe product! And it's 'hot tamale'; there's no lewd hidden meaning.
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