Blind Items

After being singled out as a person who does not bring food during climbs, who is this mountaineer who suddenly and freely distributes food in the next climb?
Who is the snoring mountaineer who caused his/her tentmates to plug earphones, to drink gin, and to contemplate at killing him/her for the sole purpose of shutting him/her up?
After losing in the first four elective posts during the last election, who is this mountaineer who finally got elected on the last remaining post?
Who is this team leader, who not only physically surveyed and arranged the transport details but also brought P1,250 worth of maps for the climb?
Who is this mountaineer who is alleged to have brought scuba diving gear and encyclopedia in his/her first climb?
During the last election, who is this mountaineer who made a funny scene by asking the identity of the mountaineer who brought scuba diving gear and encyclopedia in his/her first climb at his/her presence?
Who are these mountaineers whose brand new leggings run off at the most unexpected places as they trekked uphill?
Who are the mountaineers who wounded up with an aching stomach after drinking water from wild pitcher plants?
Who is this moutaineer who literally holed the trail of post Typhoon Rosing's Lucban De Banahaw with only a jungle knife?
Who is this mountaineer who is tagged as a drug-dependent because of his/her instinctive ways of swallowing a pill every now and then?
Who is this mountaineer who dared to travel from Manila to Lucena City alone in order to reach the group who could have left an hour ago, and broke the unlucky thirteen headcount?
Who are the mountaineers who accidentally got a frontal view of another mountaineer's birdie under a monlit night at the summit while he is taking a pee?
Who is this heavy mountaineer whose weight got the better of him/her when he/she swung at a waterfall ala Tarzan?
Who are the mountaineers who let go fart bombs in their tent that caused all of them sleeping disturbances, and ended up denying of ever letting go of those air bombs the morning after?
By leaving his/her tent unclean, who is this mountaineer whose tent immitated Lucban De Banahaw's mossy crater ambience at Mt. Banahaw?
Who are the mountaineers who staged a coup d' etat against the president during this year's training?
Who is the mountaineer who seem to have power legs that keep on going and going and going like the Energizer Bunny in any terrain?
Who is this mountaineer who is unofficially acclaimed as MMS' Guiting-Guiting Queen?
Who are the mountaineers who developed a romantic liking with each other--courtesy of the club?
Who is this mountaineer who prefers to starve than to eat pork?
Who is this team leader who shows signs of joining politics after he/she showed his/her inkling at politicking with the locales and the booze during a major climb?
Who is this mountaineer who almost let down his/her cycling shorts and exposed his/her "you-know-what" while crossing a wild river?
Who is this mountaineer who acted lawyerly in one of the best, if not the best ever, post-climb meeting?
Who is the mountaineer whose speech delivery style matches those of patriots?
Who is the mountaineer who became addicted to wall-climbing after tasting his/her first ever artificial wall-climb?
Who is this mountaineer who joined the wall competition recently held at Puerto Azul's Music and Sports Fest?