The Characters
John Inman (as Mr. Humphries):
| Full Name: | Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries |
| Sex: | Male (or as close as he can get) |
| Catch Phrase(s): | I'm Free! and Men's Wear |
| Lives With: | His Mother |
| Age: | Can see 40 in his rear view mirrior |
| Friends: | All shapes, sizes, and sexes |
| Other Info: | Warns his slippers in the oven and attends choir practice on Thursday and is a popular member of the staff. Mr. Humphries is also a palmist. |
Mollie Sugden (as Mrs Slocome):
| Name: | Betty Slocome |
| Sex: | Female |
| Catch Phrase: | Joke about her pussy |
| Lives With: | Her Cat and Parrot |
| Age: | 50 yet she claims to be 46 |
| Friends | Mrs. Axelbee they go to the pub every night |
| Other Info: | Was married at one poit but her husband left her. She is also the head of the ladies departement. |
