Ten reasons to break up with your girl


 She laughs to much

 she never laughs

 she has mans hands

 she won't kiss you after three dates

 she offers to use the same toothbrush

 she eats her peas one at a time

 she comes to all her dates with the same dress

 she finishes your sentences

 your parents like her

 she dates Newman and he dumped her
 
 

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