Sounds

  • I will only have recent sounds on this page since the server i use can't handle the abundance of sounds.

  • Please bear with me while i try to get situated with the sounds.

  • I don't have many sounds because of server space but if you visit the Beef-Cake sound archieve -

    Damien

  • ants.wav - Cartmans complains about getting Ants in the pants (16.8kb)

  • bastards.wav - Teacher telling the kids how much time is left in recess (47.2kb)

  • birthday.wav - Cartman sings his birthday song (34.7kb)

  • bitch.wav - Cartman yells at Damien for burning down the playground (43.5kb)

  • killkenny.wav - Scene where Ned and Jimbo kill kenny (127kb)

  • layaway.wav - Cartman describes how Kenny can put the yellow megaman on layaway (69.9kb)

  • noway.wav - Jesus refusing to drink raw eggs (22.2kb)

    Tom's Rhinoplasty

  • bleeth.wav - Cartman explains where they left off in class (77.1kb)

  • box.wav - Cartman tells how his mom said to be a lesbian (44.7kb)

  • buypresents.wav - Cartman explains how he is gonna buy Mrs.Ellen a vacum cleaner (64.5kb)

  • byebye.wav - Wendy says goodbye to Mrs. Ellen (110kb)

  • chocolatepie.wav - Cartman explains what happened to his present (47.3kb)

  • depends.wav - Wendy asks Mrs. Ellen a personal question (34.2kb)

  • heterosexual.wav - Chef explains Mrs. Ellen's sexual orientation (46.9kb)

  • hotchicks.wav - Mr. Garrison quits teaching and decides to screw hotchicks (122kb)

  • lickcarpet.wav - Cartman trying to be a lesbian again with his mothers advice (36.6kb)

  • makinglove.wav - Stan is wondering if he is making love (193kb)

    Mecha Streisand

  • fiona.wav - Officer Barbady explaining how he doesn't care unless she is Fiona Apple (106kb)

  • greedy.wav - Cartman calling on the help of the Anthropologist (80.2kb)

  • hippie.wav - Cartman being tortured by Mecha Streisand to give up the triangle (79kb)

  • masa.wav - Cartman singing like a slave (61.8kb)

  • nuts.wav - Cartman wants to kick him in the nuts for it (15.3kb)

  • pissant.wav - Mecha Streisand calls him a pissant little hick (87.6kb)

  • salt.wav - Chef singing while cooking (40.4kb)

    Cartman's Moms a Dirty Slut

  • black.wav - Cartman thinks he is a black african american (75.2kb)

  • gay.wav - Jimbo stating that Garrison is gay (67.9kb)

  • kissing.wav - Chef explaining to the children how women don't get pregnant from Tongue Kissing (20.7kb)

  • kitty.wav - Cartman yelling at kitty (51.3kb)

  • naive.wav - Cartman thinks he is a Naive American (52.1kb)

  • pissed.wav - Cartman explains how he is pissed off with Kyle and Stan (46.2kb)

  • suphomies.wav - Cartman acting like he is black (77.8kb)

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