Rantings of a Mad Scientist


Why me?  All my creatvity has earned me is a trip to the sanitarium!  
I am a scientific genius, but nobody appreciates me--or respects what I can do!  
I am tired of being laughed at!  As soon as I am free of this boring place, 
I’ll show them--I’ll show them ALL!!
Oh, I’ve -tried- to go legit, but -that- didn’t work out very well now did it?  
Hmm.  If only I had not eaten most of the prunes...   No matter; it doesn’t matter.  
I have devised a brilliant plan which will gain my freedom!  Then I will plot my 
revenge!  Revenge on those rodents and their wicked little fly!  The fools here say 
I’m mad!  Ha!  I’m actually quite furious!  I know what those vermin can do!  
I even had them right where I wanted them, but I was thwarted by the fly--a measly 
little fly for crying out loud!  Oh, the humiliation!
I will eliminate them once and for all!  Then I will bring the city to its knees!  
Then they will be forced to recognize my genius & give me what I want!  I’ll be the one
laughing--ha,ha,ha,ha!
But first I must escape.
And in order to do that, I must wait for the right moment...