SEASON 6
THE CHAPERONE -- Episode 83 (09/22/94)

Jerry takes Miss Rhode Island on a date and asks Kramer to be their chaperone. Kramer offers her advice for the upcoming Miss America Pageant and eventually becomes her personal consultant and travels to Atlantic City for the competition. Jerry and George go to Atlantic City for the weekend for Jerry's gig and they accidentally ruin Miss Rhode Island's chance at the crown. Unemployed Elaine interviews for an open position at Doubleday which Jackie O. once filled. While at the interview, a companion of Jackie O's offers Elaine a job as his personal assistant. While employed by the Yankees, George is appalled when he learns that the team uniforms are polyester and suggests cotton uniforms.

Writer: Larry David, Bill Masters, Bob Shaw
Director: Andy Ackerman


THE BIG SALAD -- Episode 84 (09/29/94)

Elaine asks George if he will pick up a big salad for her when he goes to lunch with his date, Julie. Julie hands the big salad to Elaine and Elaine thanks her, even though George bought the salad. George becomes obsessed with the idea that Julie took credit for the salad. Kramer penalizes his golfing buddy, Gendason (an ex-baseball player) when he breaks golf rules, and Gendason blows up at Kramer. Kramer discovers that Gendason is being held as a prime suspect in the murder of a dry cleaning store owner. Feeling responsible for Gendason's hostile mood, Kramer helps Gendason escape in a white Ford Bronco. Jerry has difficulty dating a woman, Margaret, when he discovers she dated Newman and Newman was the one who broke it off.

Writer: Larry David
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Wayne Knight


THE PLEDGE DRIVE -- Episode 85 (10/06/94)

Jerry agrees to host a pledge drive on PBS and gets Kramer a volunteer job answering the phones. Jerry thinks Elaine's friend Noreen is hitting on him. Thinking she is speaking with Noreen, Elaine mistakenly asks Dan, Noreen's high-talking boyfriend, if Noreen is hitting on Jerry. Kramer convinces Jerry to cash several birthday checks he has received over the years from his grandma and this causes his grandma's account to become overdrawn. And, George believes that people are giving him the finger.

Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Kelly Coffield, Len Lesser, Ian Abercrombie


THE CHINESE WOMAN -- Episode 86 (10/13/94)

George's phone lines are crossed with Donna Chang's. When Jerry thinks he is speaking to a Chinese woman he asks her for a date. On the date, Jerry discovers she is actually not Chinese but from Long Island and had her name shortened from Changstein. George's parents plan to divorce until George's mom takes advice from Donna Chang; but when she learns Donna is not Chinese, the divorce plans resume. George's dad is spotted with a mysterious man in a cape, who turns out to be his lawyer. Kramer's sperm count is low so he's ordered to switch from briefs to boxers. After Elaine causes her friend Noreen to breakup with another boyfriend, Kramer steps in to keep Noreen from Elaine.

Writer: Peter Mehlman
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Angela Dohrmann, Kelly Coffield, Jerry Stiller


THE COUCH -- Episode 87 (10/27/94)

Jerry's new couch is delivered and Elaine falls in love with the delivery man. Kramer decides to go into a 'Make Your Own Pizza' restaurant with Poppie (of Poppie's Restaurant) and convinces Jerry and Elaine to try Poppie's 'succulent duck'. During dinner, Poppie tells Jerry and Elaine his views on abortion and Elaine demands to leave. The outburst causes Poppie to go to the hospital. Later, while Poppie waits in Jerry's living room for the 'duck money', he urinates on the new couch. Elaine learns her new boyfriend's views on abortion and they break-up. George joins a book club with his new girlfriend and decides to rent the movie instead of reading the book. After learning that the video is checked out, he goes to the family and asks if he can watch it with them.

Writer: Larry David
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: David James Elliott, Reni Santoni


THE GYMNAST -- Episode 88 (11/03/94)

Jerry is dating a 1984 Romanian Olympic gymnast. George's girlfriend's mother is impressed with him until she catches him eating a danish out of the garbage and cleaning a stranger's windshield on the street. Jerry learns that George takes off his shirt everytime he uses the bathroom. Elaine is forced to attend Mr. Pitt's board meeting while Mr. Pitt obsesses with 3-D computer art. Kramer is constantly in pain while he waits for a kidney stone to pass.

Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Ian Abercrombie, Lois Nettleton, Elina Lowenshon


THE SOUP -- Episode 89 (11/10/94)

Jerry regrets accepting a designer suit from an obnoxious comedian when he's suckered into treating the comic to dinner as a token of appreciation. Meanwhile, George goes in search of a new diner after he bungles a date with a waitress who works at his usual hangout. Elaine's overseas love interest quickly wears out his welcome when he comes to visit Elaine.

Note: Kenny Bania is introduced for the first time.

Writer: Fred Stoller
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Stephen Hytner, Tracy Kolis, Linda Wallem


THE MOM & POP STORE -- Episode 90 (11/17/94)

Kramer tries to help a local mom and pop shoe repair store from going out of business by bringing all of Jerry's shoes for repair leaving him only a pair of cowboy boots to wear. George desperately tries to confirm that the car he bought was once owned by Jon Voight by matching pencil bite marks and bite marks on Kramer's arm. Elaine identifies a big band song on the radio and wins a spot holding a giant balloon in the Macy's parade for Mr. Pitt. All except Jerry are invited to Tim Whatley's annual pre-Thanksgiving party, which Jerry had attended in years past but never liked. Now that he isn't invited he decides he must crash the party as Elaine's guest. When Jerry knocks a trophy off Tim's window sill, it falls and pops one of the Macy's balloons being inflated below.

Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Jon Voight


THE SECRETARY -- Episode 91 (12/08/94)

Jerry suspects that Willie, his dry cleaner, is wearing his clothes. George hires his new secretary, Ada, based on her efficiency over her good looks to avoid temptations but quickly finds her efficiency a turn on. Elaine tries to return a dress she bought at Barney's because it misrepresented her in their 'skinny mirrors.' Kramer meets Uma Thurman at the movies and gets her phone number. While shopping at Barney's, Kramer sells the suit he's wearing to Kenny Bania - leaving him without clothes in the ladies' dressing room.

Writer: Carol Leifre, Marjorie Gross
Director: David Owen Trainor
Guest Cast: Joseph Sicari, Vicki Lewis, Stephen Hytner


THE RACE -- Episode 92 (12/15/94)

Jerry's girlfriend, Lois, works for Jerry's old high school classmate, Duncan. Duncan has always suspected that Jerry cheated to win a big track race in high school, which in fact Jerry did cheat and win. Jerry reluctantly agrees to race again. Elaine learns that her boyfriend Ned is a communist. Steinbrenner believes that George is a communist because he is answering a personal ad in a communist paper. Steinbrenner decides to use George to recruit baseball players from Cuba. Kramer and Mickey are dressed up as Santa Clause and an elf for the department store during the holidays.

Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Sam Kass
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Vicki Lewis, Renee Props, Don R. Mc Manus


THE SWITCH -- Episode 93 (01/05/95)

Jerry's girlfriend, Sandi, never laughs at his jokes but her roommate, Laura, finds him quite funny. Jerry and George make plans for Jerry to 'switch' and date Sandi's roommate. George suspects that the model, Nina, he is dating is bulimic as she devours large quantities of food and routinely 'freshens up' in the ladies room. Kramer is reunited with his mother, Babs, after a five year absence. Elaine loans Mr. Pitt's expensive Breulein tennis racket to Jocelyn Landis of Doubleday hoping it will help her land a job, but later can't get the racket back. Newman and Bab's become attracted to one another. We finally learn Kramers's first name... hello, Cosmo!

Writer: Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Jann Karam, Heather Medway, Charlotte Lewis


THE LABEL MAKER -- Episode 94 (01/19/95)

Jerry gives two Super Bowl tickets to Tim Whatley because he is in the Drake's wedding on Super Bowl Sunday. Tim asks Newman to go to the Super Bowl but then takes the ticket back to ask Elaine. Tim sends Jerry a label maker to thank him but Elaine suspects it is the same label maker she gave to Tim as a gift. George is excited to see his girlfriend Bonnie's apartment but quickly becomes disappointed when he meets her male roommate, Scott, who looks just like him. Kramer and Newman become obsessed with playing the game of world domination, Risk.

Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Wayne Grace, Bryan Cranston, Wayne Knight


THE SCOFFLAW -- Episode 95 (01/26/95)

George realizes that their friend, Gary lied and told everyone he had cancer. In order to keep his secret, Gary offers George a prime parking space. George tells Jerry the secret which upsets Jerry because he bought Gary a membership to 'Hair Club for Men.' Elaine's ex-boyfriend, Jake Jarmel is at a book signing and she pays him a visit to ensure that she had the upperhand in the post break-up relationship. Kramer helps Officer Morgan as he searches for the man who has escaped paying parking tickets for 16 years. Kramer discovers that the scofflaw is Newman and convinces Newman to turn himself in.

Writer: Carol Leifre, Marjorie Gross
Director: David Owen Trainor
Guest Cast: Joseph Sicari, Vicki Lewis, Stephen Hytner


SEINFELDS' HIGHLIGHTS OF A HUNDRED (02/02/95)

Spotlighting some of the series's funniest moments, Seinfeld will introduce clips from such episodes as 'The Contest,''The Fix-Up,''The Boyfriend,' 'The Pen,' 'The Opposite,' 'The Junior Mint' and dozens' of other 'Seinfeld' classics. Also included will be a look at some of the botched relationships endured by series characters; catch phrases from the shows that have caught on in the mainstream; and some of the off-the-wall and off-the-subject conversations between characters.

Host: Jerry Seinfeld


THE BEARD -- Episode 96 (02/09/95)

Jerry starts dating Sgt. Cathy Tierney who wants to give Jerry a polygraph test because he won't admit he watches 'Melrose Place'. George decides he wants to wear a toupee to improve his image. Kramer sets George up with an old girlfriend, Denise, who turns out to have lost her hair. When George decides to date her anyway, she dumps him when he reveals he is also bald. Kramer earns money for being a line decoy at the police station, and he befriends a homeless man. Elaine begins to fall for her gay friend Robert while she poses as his wife in front of his boss. She successfully brings him onto 'her team' but he reverts back to his boyfriend after a short affair.

Writer: Carol Leifer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Katherine Lanasa, Joan Elizabeth, Jonathan Gries



THE KISS HELLO -- Episode 97 (02/16/95)

Jerry runs into Elaine and her physical therapist friend with a weird hairdo, Wendy, who he is always obliged to kiss hello. Frustrated with this obligatory kiss, Jerry decides to stop all 'hello kissing.' Kramer hangs photos with the names of all the tenants in his apartment building in the lobby so people will feel more sociable with one another. This, of course, increases the number of people kissing Jerry hello. When Jerry finally puts an end to the 'kiss hello' the other tenants turn on him for being anti-social. Elaine decides to introduce Wendy to Kramer in the hopes that he will convince her to change her hair. Kramer likes her 'unique' look and starts to date Wendy. George begins treatment with Wendy but battles with the receptionist about having to pay for a canceled appointment. Jerry's Nana has trouble distinguishing from the past to the present and Jerry learns that in 1941 Uncle Leo was suppose to give his mother fifty dollars. Uncle Leo decides to put Nana in a nursing home and Helen and Morty calculate the money which Uncle Leo owes them.

Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Wendy Worthington, Wendy Malik, Carol Leifer


THE DOORMAN -- Episode 98 (02/23/95)

Jerry picks up Elaine while she is house sitting for Mr. Pitt and has a runin with the doorman, Sal, who thinks that Jerry is belittling his job as a doorman. George's father, Frank Costanza, moves in with George while he and Estelle work things out. George and Kramer notice that Frank seems to have unusually large breasts for a man and Kramer and Frank design a man's bra, the bro. When they go to sell 'the bro' to Sid Farkus, Sid asks if he can date Estelle. Jerry agrees to watch the door for the doorman but soon leaves his post and the lobby couch is stolen. Jerry replaces the couch with the couch that Poppie urinated on. Poppie walks in the lobby and reacts to the sight of Elaine and sits on the couch once again. Elaine manages to annoy Mrs. Payton, the head of the building co-op committee, and threatens Mr. Pitt's chance for his building permit.

Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Ian Abercrombie, Larry Miller, Jerry Stiller


THE JIMMY -- Episode 99 (03/16/95)

Jerry, George and Kramer meet a great basketball player, Jimmy, at the gym who can jump really high due to his special shoes. Jimmy always calls himself by his own name - 'Jimmy's been watching you' - and Elaine gets excited when she thinks 'Jimmy' is another guy she has a crush on. George is accused of stealing Yankees equipment as he looks suspicious because he is constantly sweating from the gym or spicy Chinese food. Jerry and Kramer question their dentist, Tim Whatley, when they discover a subscription of Penthouse magazines in the waiting room and a dental hygienist who looks like a Penthouse model cleaning their teeth. Kramer receives heavy Novocain and is mis-identified as a mentally challenged person when he shares a cab with Mr. Deensfrei. Mr. Deensfrei offers Kramer to be a guest of honor at a benefit starring Tony Bennett.

Writer: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Anthony Starke, Bryan Cranson, Robert Katism


THE DOODLE -- Episode 100 (04/06/95)

Jerry and his date, Shelley, double date with George and his date, Paula. Jerry is disgusted when he realizes that he was eating pecans that Shelly had sucked on and George finds an ugly doodle of himself that Paula drew. Kramer's Macinaw peaches arrive, which are only good for two weeks of the year. A publishing company offers a suite at the plaza to Elaine while she is interviewing with them. Jerry has fleas in his apartment from Newman, so his visiting parents stay in Elaine's suite at the plaza and treat themselves to every luxury. Kramer becomes intoxicated with the pesticides in Jerry's apartment and loses his sense of taste and can't taste the peaches. George finds out that looks aren't important to Paula so he drapes himself in velvet.

Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, Christa Miller, Wayne Knight


THE FUSILLI JERRY -- Episode 101 (04/27/95)

Jerry learns that Elaine's new boyfriend, David Puddy, who also happens to be Jerry's mechanic, is doing Jerry's sex 'move' on Elaine in bed. George learns Jerry's move and takes notes on his hand before performing it on Nancy. Kramer receives someone else's' license plates in a mix-up at the DMV and his new plates now say 'assman'. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and begins a ravioli George. Kramer drives Estelle home after she gets and eye job and stops short and grabs her breast. Frank finds out Kramer squeezed Estelle and confronts him - then Frank falls down on top of the fusilli Jerry and must go to the proctologist.

Writer: Marjorie Gross, Jonathan Gross, Ron Hauge, Charlie Rubin
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Patrick Warburton, Marla Sucharetza


THE DIPLOMAT -- Episode 102 (05/04/95)

Jerry plans to rendezvous with a supermodel in the Diplomat's Club at the airport when he returns from a gig and she has a fourteen hour lay over. Elaine plans to quit her job with Mr. Pitt but changes her mind when Mr. Pitt decides to include her in his will. Mr. Pitt goes to the pharmacy for cold medicine and mistakes Jerry for a pharmacist and asks for recommendations, which Jerry does. The medicine proves to be a dangerous combination with Mr. Pitt's heart medicine, and Mr. Pitt's estate lawyer suspects Elaine for trying to kill Mr. Pitt. Kramer uses Jerry's membership card to hand out at the Diplomat's Club and meets Earl a Texas entrepreneur. Kramer pitches his new line of clothes to Earl, Hide-Your-Ass clothing. George is concerned with his future during the Yankee reorganization, so he decides to become chummy with Mr. Morgan but offends him by commenting on his likeness to Sugar Ray Leonard. Mr. Morgan believes that George has a racial bias so George desperately seeks out black friends.

Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Ian Abercrombie, Kim Zimmer, O'Neal Compton


THE FACE PAINTER -- Episode 103 (05/11/95)

Jerry and Elaine get great tickets for the Rangers/Devils playoff game from Alex Berg and bring Kramer and David Puddy, Elaine's boyfriend. David embarrasses everyone by painting his face like a devil and screaming in support of his team. David screams in the street in victory and ends up face to face with Father Hernandez who thinks he saw the devil. George tells his girlfriend, Siena, that he loves her and she replies with 'I'm hungry'. Kramer visits the zoo and gets into a fight with a banana peel and a chimpanzee. This fight puts Barry, the chimp, into depression and the zoo officials want Kramer to apologize to the chimp which Kramer reluctantly does. George discovers that Siena has bad hearing in one ear so he tries to tell her he loves her again - she tells him she heard him the first time. Again, Alex gives Jerry and Kramer playoff tickets but assures them there is a catch... Jerry and Kramer join David Puddy and spell d-e-v-i-l-s- with paint on their chests.

Writer: Larry David, Fred Stoller
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Mark De Carlo, Patrick Warburton, Pierrino Mascari


THE UNDERSTUDY -- Episode 104 (05/18/95)

Jerry's date, Gennice is Bette Midler's understudy for 'Rochelle, Rochelle, the Musical.' Gennice cries when she watches 'Beaches' and when she drops her hot dog and Jerry neglects to console her. Jerry and George play softball against 'Rochelle, Rochelle' and George slides in to Bette Midler at home plate sidelining Bette on opening night. Jerry and George are blamed for planning this attack on Bette in order to give Gennice her break on Broadway. Jerry is called 'Gilooly' by the people of New York. Kramer has an enormous crush on Bette Midler and rushes to her side to take care of her and even makes her a 'macaroni Midler.' Elaine suspects that the Korean manicurists are laughing at her in Korean and brings Frank Costanza with her to translate. Elaine meets J. Peterman, owner of J. Peterman catalog, on the street where he notices the detail of her jacket. Elaine gets a job writing clothing descriptions for J. Peterman.

Writer: Marjorie Gross, Carol Leifer
Guest Cast: Bette Midler, Adelaide Miller, Jerry Stiller