I suppose I forgot to mention that the
gardens contain our family cemetery.

HA HA HA HA HA

For centuries we have buried our dead
(and undead) in this place, but they have no rest.
Each evening they rise to seek retribution
against those who wronged them in life.

Know anyone?

There goes my fourth great-grandfather , Sir Redd...

He was burned to death for blasphemy and treason during the Spanish Inquisition...       Looks like he's still smoking after all these years!

She used to carve out the hearts of the men who scorned her... Now she's getting ready to carve dinner!

Here is Lady Dora...