PISS UP A ROPE

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My dinnerıs on fire while she watches T.V.
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And if you ever wonder what itıs like to be me
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She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
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Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
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I ^Ìm breakinı my back doin the best that I can
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Sheıs got time for the dog and none for her man
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And Iım no dope, but I canıt cope so hit the fuckin road and piss up a 
rope

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A - you can ---  piss.... up a rope
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And you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckinı
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Pack your bag I donıt need the ag
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On your knees you big booty bitch start suckinı
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You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
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Now youıre up shitıs creek with a turd for a paddle
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And I canıt cope, a- piss up a rope

A you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last six months I been packinı your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk 
Iım sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
And I canıt cope, a - piss up a rope