Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

(Repeat first verse)

** MISTER, WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP MY PONY? **

E-|--2------------------------------11---------------------------9------------|
B-|--4-----------12--------------11-----11--------10---------------9----9-----|
G-|--4--------13----13--------11---------------11----11--------9------9---9---|
D-|--4-----14----------14--13---------------12----------12--11----------------|
A-|--2------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-|--------E---------------Ebm--------------D---------------Dbm---------------|
      main part      

E-|-----------------4--------7---|-2-2-2-2------------------------------------|
B-|------5------------4------7---|---------2-2-2-2---------2-2-2-2------------|
G-|----6---6------4----------8---|-----------------2-2-2-2---------1---2p1----|
D-|--7-------7--6------------9---|--------------------------------------------|
A-|------------------------------|--------------------------------------------|
E-|--A----------Dbm----------B---|--------------------------------------------|
                                   "poonniiee" part 

E-|------------|--2-2-2-2-----------------------------------------------------|
B-|------------|----------2-2-2-2---------------------------------------------|
G-|-2p1-2p1----|------------------2-2-2-2-------------------------------------|
D-|---------2--|--------------------------2-2-2-2-----------------------------|
A-|------------|----------------------------------2-2-2-2---------2-2-2-2-----|
E-|------------|------------------------------------------2-2-2-2-------------|

E-|-----------|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B-|-----------|------7--------------5----------5------------5-------7---------|
G-|-----------|----7---7---7------6----6---------6---6------------7---7---7---|
D-|-2-2-2-2---|--7-------7------6---------A--------7------6-----7-------7-----|
A-|-----------|---------------4-------------7-----------4---------------------|
E-|-----------|--D------------Dbm---------5-------------Dbm-----D-------------|
                 weird part 

E-|----------2-----2-----2-----2-----2--------|-------------------------------|
B-|------2-----4-----4-----4-----4-----4---4--|-------------------------------|
G-|----2---------4-----4-----4-----4-----4----|-------------------------------|
D-|--4----------------------------------------|-------------------------------|
A-|-------------------------------------------|-------------------------------|
E-|--F#m--------------------------------------|-------------------------------|

I hope I didn't screw this song up too much.. He uses a Digitech whammy pedal, 
I'm pretty sure, to get this whole thing an octave higher, and to produce the
inconsistencies.