Love In The Oval Office
(Bob Rivers)

[A parody of "Love In An Elevator" by Aerosmith]

SECOND FLOOR, PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
MAP ROOM, INTERN LOUNGE
GOOD MORNING MR. PRESIDENT
GOOD MORNING.
GOING DOWN?
WELL THANK YOU

WORKIN' LATE AT NIGHT ON A PEACE PLAN
FIGURIN' OUT THE STRATEGY FROM THE BOSSMAN
CLINTON'S GOT A FANTASY, HILLARY SHE DON'T MIND
READ ABOUT IT LATER IN A TELL ALL BOOK
BUT NOW WE'RE DOING FINE

LOVE IN THE OVAL OFFICE
POLLS GO UP WHEN THE PANTS GO DOWN
LOVE IN THE OVAL OFFICE
PRESIDENT LIKES TO FOOL AROUND

A QUICKIE ON THE DESK IN THE MAP ROOM
NOOKIE ON THE SECOND FLOOR
SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN THE BLUE ROOM
SECRET SERVICE AT THE DOOR

CLINTONS SUCH A HEALTHY BUCK
HE'LL DO IT ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN
HE'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM HONEY
AND HAVE YOU HOME BY DAWN 

LOVE IN THE OVAL OFFICE
POLLS GO UP WHEN THE PANTS GO DOWN
LOVE IN THE OVAL OFFICE
PRESIDENT LIKES TO MESS AROUND

WE DON'T CARE
WE DON'T CARE CAUSE IT'S NO ONES BUSINESS
WE DON'T CARE
LOVE IN THE OVAL OFFICE
POLLS GO UP WHEN THE PANTS GO DOWN