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                SONG TITLE: Bobby Brown
              ARTIST/GROUP: Frank Zappa
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            TRANSCRIBED BY: qualitytabs@qualitytabs.tk
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CHORDS:
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    EADGBE
C  (x32010)
Am (x02210)
Dm (xx0231)
G  (320033)
F  (133211)
Em (022000)

Great song with some fucked-up lyrics!! Pretty funny though. Easy
chords throughout. Some people think that instead of a Dm (xx0231)
you should play a Dm7 (xx0211) but I just use the regular Dm.


VERSE 1:
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C
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
Dm
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
  G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney


VERSE 2: [play like VERSE 1]
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Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
I'll let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her


CHORUS:
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   F
Oh God I am the american dream
  Em               Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
          Dm                G
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
          G
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

(get a good, get a good, get a good...)


VERSE 3: [play like VERSE 1]
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Women's liberation
Came creeping all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy


VERSE 4: [play like VERSE 1]
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She made a little speech then
oh she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick


CHORUS: [play like previous CHORUS]
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Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)


VERSE 5: [play like VERSE 1]
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So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doing radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo


VERSE 6: [play like VERSE 1]
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Eventually me and a friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower


CHORUS: [play like previous CHORUS]
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Oh God, I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"


OUTRO:
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   F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
Em                       Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
       Dm             G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down
       F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down
       F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down



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