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This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation
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                SONG TITLE: At A Medium Pace
              ARTIST/GROUP: Adam Sandler
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            TRANSCRIBED BY: qualitytabs@qualitytabs.tk
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CHORDS:
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   EADGBE          EADGBE
C (x32010)    C/B (x20010)
G (320033)    Am  (x02210)
F (133211)    C7  (x32310)


If you think the chords don't sound exactly like they do on the CD
that's because he has a capo on the 5th fret. But I figure you're
not playing this song because of your deep admiration for the
guitar work. The chords I use are easy and you don't have to bother
putting a capo on everytime you want to play this song.
 But if you are really obsessed with this song, put a capo on
the fifth fret and play the chords like this:

           CHORDS WITH CAPO ON 5TH FRET:
              EADGBE          EADGBE
           C (320033)    C/B (2x0232)  <- The numbers are relative
           G (xx0232)    Am  (022000)     to the capo.
           F (x32013)    C7  (320031)

If you play with the capo on the 5th fret, then in the verses
when it says 'G' you should often play 'Gsus4 G  Gsus2 G'.
You play Gsus4 and Gsus2 like this:
              EADGBE          EADGBE
       Gsus4 (xx0233)  Gsus2 (xx0230)


VERSE 1:
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C                         C
  Put your arms around me baby,
                          G
Can't you see I need you so?
                           F
Hold me close against your skin,
             G
I'm about to begin
       C      [stop]
Lovin' you


VERSE 2:
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                                          C
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
                                   G
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
                             F
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
    G                                     C         [stop]
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off


VERSE 3:
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                                   C
You see that shampoo bottle?  Now, stick it up my ass
                        G
Push it in and out at a medium pace
                                F
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
G                           C                     C7
 Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face


BRIDGE:
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   F                G                      C      C/B      Am
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs
G               F
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
    G           [stop]
you work with


VERSE 4:
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                                                   C
Now pull up my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass
                                   G
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off
              F
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
G                          C                      [stop]
 Tell me to slow down and do it at a medium pace


VERSE 5:
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                           C
I feel so humiliated, I'm about to blow my load
                                       G
You tell me it's time to make love but now I can't

'coz I spewed all over myself
                      F                G
Then you look into my eyes, and you realize
                 C          C/B Am G
how much I enjoy loving you     oooooh
       F
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
G [stop]                            C             Am     G    C
  Maybe next time I'll be better at  loving you,     ooh oh  aaaah


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