I Killed Meg the Prom Queen
Ruth Ruth
Laughing Gallery

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I think she came from California
Like the flavor of the month
She had a big fat bitchy mouth
And kept it open way too much
I couldn't take it when she blew me off
When I couldn't get it up
She'd tell the whole town, she'd tell the whole world
I had to shut her up
Oh doo run doo run everywhere
Everywhere I go
People want to shake my hand yeah
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the Prom Queen
Oh, oooh, oh, oh yeah
Oh, oooh, oh, oh yeah
She had a turtle named McPumpkin
She read the Catcher in the Rye
Honor roll and cheerleader
We all wished she'd choke and die
Now that I'm older no I don't regret it
As a matter of fact I'm pretty good with it
I chopped her up in my Monte Carlo
And dumped her in a ditch
Doo run doo run everywhere
Everywhere I go
People want to shake my hand yeah
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the Prom Queen
Oh it made me a hero
Oh in the community
Oh they told me confidentially oh
“Forget it, kid... you're covered”
Oh, oooh, oh, oh yeah
Oh, oooh, oh, oh yeah
Doo run doo run everywhere
Everywhere I go
People want to shake my hand yeah
I killed Meg the Prom Queen
Doo run doo run everywhere
Everywhere I go
People want to shake my hand
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the
I killed Meg the Prom Queen

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