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Stupid people ~~ I don't mean unintelligent people, I mean those people that are so annoying you want to just beat them with a very large stick. Which leads me to....

Greeks ~~ And by this I don't mean actual Greeks from Greece, I mean the "Hi! My name's Chelsey and I'm in Delta Delta Delta *tee hee*" greeks. Granted, I have met a couple sorority girls and frat boys that were actually pretty cool (an anomoly in the system, I'm sure. They'll probably have that little problem fixed sometime soon, what with all this genetic engineering and such going on) but the vast majority are rude, close-minded, selfish, mindless clones that all wear the same clothes and the same hairstyles and have the same stupid freaking attitudes. And that goddamned giggle!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! (I do, however, have a minutely disturbing talent for mocking these people, which, if nothing else, is incredibly entertaining.)

Waking up before 11 a.m. ~~ I'm not a crabby person in the morning, I just hate being awake then. I'm usually about half asleep until around noon, I should just stay in bed.

Being cold ~~ Yeah, I know, I hate being cold yet I live in north Idaho. Sometimes you just don't ask.

Freeloaders ~~ Now, I realize there are times in a person's life when no matter what they do, shit just keeps hitting the fan in whatever form, and some help is needed. But there is a huge difference between somebody who's actually trying the best they can, and someone who's just fucking around. Personally, I know I haven't been working my ass off so some lazy bastard doesn't have to. Having said that...

Liars ~~ Somehow, I guess I managed to make it through the first 22 years of my life without being screwed over (to my knowledge) by a jackass with a deep-seated aversion to the truth, but in the last year I've managed to wake up to that particular facet of the human condition. Whether they're lying to cover their asses or maybe reality isn't exactly their cup of tea, I don't care, I can't stand it. Which brings me to another point...

Men (or maybe more correctly, boys) ~~ If ever there was a reason to become a lesbian....

Trying to cross Third Street ~~ As unassuming as it may sound, this isn't a job to be undertaken by the faint of heart. In my old apartment, I had to cross this street at least twice in a typical day, and it's nearly impossible. As would be my luck, the closest place for me to cross was right next to where the street turns into a four lane highway, so from the west there are the cars that just got crammed into one lane and just entered a slower speed zone, and from the east are the people preparing to get on the highway and speed up. Needless to say, nobody stops (and when someone in one lane does stop, the car in the other lane will usually try to run you down), so you end up standing there for a while. I spent so much time on that corner that I considered taking up business and making a little money while I wasted half my life away.

Trying to spread cold butter on a soft piece of bread

The asshole that I refuse to mention because he's not worth the energy ~~ The only reason I'm smiling right now is because I'm thinking about what I would do to him if I knew I wouldn't get caught.

Junk email ~~ On any given day I can go into my email account and get at the very least 20 emails of just pure crap. I hate it!! I can filter and block all I want, but they just keep coming through! Someday, when I am Almighty Ruler of the Internet, I will string up by the eyelids all those people that dared to send me one scrap of junk mail.

The blonde Backstreet Boy

Job hunting in this stupid town ~~ As weird as I may seem to you after taking a gander at this cute little homepage of mine, I can make myself appear somewhat normal, so that's not the problem really. When a town with a population of just over 20,000 gets overrun by thousands of college students for the better part of a year, that doesn't make for very much job opportunity anywhere. To hell with this, I'm movin' to Vegas.

Christina Aguilera

People that try to change me ~~ My entire life there have been people that have done one thing or another to try to get me to change the way I look or act. Most recently there have been those that say they don't like piercings and ask me if I would take them out or some that ask me if I would dye my hair back to a "normal" color and grow it long again. I enjoy the way I look, I'm not afraid to express myself, and while it may not be some people's idea of beauty, I like it. I am who I am, and I won't change for anyone....unless it's my mom, but that's just because she's my mom.

Love ~~ I'm going to die an old maid with 25 cats.

I could have sworn there were more things that pissed me off in life, but I must be happier and better adjusted than I thought I was.
There will be more eventually, I'm sure.

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