When Do I Get To Sing "My Way" ~ Sparks (1995)

No, no use lecturing them, or in threatening them,
they will just say who are you
Is that a question or not and you see that the plot is
predictable, not new
But you're still stunned at the things you will do

No, no use taking their time or in wasting two dimes
on a call to God knows who
When all you feel is the rain and it's hard to be vain
when no person looks at you
So just be gracious and wait in the queue

So when do I get to sing "My Way"
WHEN DO I GET TO FEEL LIKE SINATRA FELT
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In Heaven or Hell

So when do I get to do it my way
WHEN DO I GET TO FEEL LIKE SID VICIOUS FELT
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In Heaven or Hell

Yes, it's a tradition they say like a bright Christmas day
and traditions must go on
And though I say, yes I see, no I really don't see, is my
smiley-face still on?
Sign your name with an X, mow the lawn

So when do I get to sing "My Way"
WHEN DO I GET TO FEEL LIKE SINATRA FELT
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In Heaven or Hell

So when do I get to do it my way
WHEN DO I GET TO FEEL LIKE SID VICIOUS FELT
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In Heaven or Hell

They'll introduce me, "Hello, hello"
Women seduce me and champagne flows
Then the lights go low,
there's only one song I know

There, this home which once was serene, now is home
to the screams and the flying plates and shoes
But I have no souvenirs of these crackerjack years, not a 
moment I could choose
And no one offer that I could refuse

So when do I get to sing "My Way"
WHEN DO I GET TO FEEL LIKE SINATRA FELT
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In Heaven or Hell

So when do I get to do it my way
WHEN DO I GET TO FEEL LIKE SID VICIOUS FELT
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In Heaven or Hell