Whiskey Bottle
lyrics by Mr. Dale

Trippin' around, can't find the door
Always end up falling to the floor
Knees on the ground, head in the throne
Reality bites and I'm so stoned
Can't unlock the door on my truck
Can't get the key out cause it's stuck
I see a car and I jump in the weeds
A little more whiskey is all I need

Chorus:
And I brought my own whiskey bottle
And I brought it here from my home
Yeah I brought my own whiskey bottle
Start it up with some of your own

Got me a taco from the local Taco Bell
I kept on wondering why the taco was so stale
In the end, I had nothing to throw away
Although I ate the wrapper, I still feel okay
I sat in an ashtray and got burnt on my ass
I knocked it over, and out fell all the grass
I puked in the street, and in my friend's car
And I took a piss in a mayonnaise jar

I saw my buddy, he fell to the ground
And a big ole rock is what he found
It cut his head open and out came the blood
All over the ground like a great big flood
We stood him up, but he fell down again
All the alchohol filled up in his head
So we let him go and he rolled down the hill
He brought a whiskey bottle, and I guess he got his fill