This page is meant to give you an overall view of this religion.
So, what IS Twinkism, anyway?
The religion of Twinkism follows the belief that even before man, there was twinkie. Twinkie created everything, and is, to this day, the only object that we should worship. Twinkism followers believe that the Supreme Twinkie is the ruler of the universe.
But...why the Twinkie?
*sigh* Because, the Twinkie has and can be around forever. Please click HERE to find out more.
By joining this religion, does this mean I have to stop eating Twinkies?
No. Allow me to explain. The Supreme Twinkie is the only twinkie that really really matters. The rest can be eaten. Actually, the rest of the twinkies (you know, the typical twinkies you find when you go to a store) are sacrifices for the Supreme Twinkie. Now, long ago, every twinkie had a brain, but this is not so anymore. Scientists are not sure why this is, but are working to find out. So, you can eat as many twinkies as you please, excluding the Supreme Twinkie. And so far, no one has been unlucky enough to eat the Supreme Twinkie, which is very fortunate.
What do I have to do to join?
Well, you have to click HERE. Then, take the vow and fill out the form on that page. :) It's very simple.
What's the point? Why should I join?
First of all, if you're reading this, you're most likely very bored. So, you might as well do something for 5 minutes that will keep your boredom at bay, eh? Joining Twinkism is the perfect solution. You ask, why should I join? Well..why not? Who's it going to harm? And once there are enough members, there might even be an e-mailed newsletter circulating around...one can never tell.
That's IT???! That's all I get?? The possibility of getting a stupid newsletter!?!
Yes, that's all you get. Maybe the Supreme Twinkie will talk to you or something. But that's all I can guarentee...
Is this a real religion?
Uh, yeah...why else would there be a page for it? But if you mean real as in real-life, the non-cyberworld..then no, it isn't. Not yet, anyway. *evil laugh*
