Greetings, everyone! It looks like you have just stumbled into our humble little home, doesn't it? Well, now that you're here, please feel free to look around. If you are new here, you're in for a treat, my friend! And if you're already a member, or have visited before, you'll see that there are a lot of new areas to explore. So sit back, relax, and grab a stray cat or two. Have fun! :)
So now you're probably thinking, what is "The Church of Twinkie", anyway? Well, in the simplest terms, The Church is a religion that supports the belief that Twinkies are the rulers of the universe. If you want to find out more, we suggest you check out the Twinkism FAQ or "What is Twinkie?" These areas will both give you a nice overview of this religion. After learning about Twinkism, you may want to visit our Service. There are new services every month, so keep coming back to see them! There are a lot of aspects of Twinkism that you should explore. Click on the Testemonials to read about one believer's experience with Twinkies. The Scripture will explain all the beliefs of Twinkism, how the world came to be, ect. If you would like to learn the "rules" of this religion, check out the Twink-andments. And then, if you feel so inclined, join this religion! You can Convert yourself or Convert a Friend! Afterwards, check to see all of our members in the Member Listing! We're over 20 members strong now! And of course, how 'bout you pray to Twinkie? It's a very good listener. C'mon, Pray! Oh yeah, and you may want to check out some other neat Twinkie Links.
Now you can Get Married through the Church! Cool, eh? If you don't wish to get married at this moment however, we invite you to visit someone else's wedding through this Church. Visit Twinkie Weddings to see them! Also, no good religion is complete without a holiday! Twinkism's most well known holiday is Twink-Day. You can also view the History of this religion! Yay! If you decide you that Twinkism isn't for you, we have a page full of suggestions for religions that you can join! And don't forget to read the Disclaimer! =)
Please excuse the banners and advertisements that are located on each page. They clog up browsers, yes, we know. They were placed there against the church's wishes. = ( Oh well. = )
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