2. Thou shall not worship any other snack cakes
3. Thou shall always give a Twinkie to another when they hunger for one
4. Thou shall shower thy mother and thy father with Twinkies
5. Thou shall not abuse the Twinkie
6. Thous shall not kill anyone for their Twinkie
7. Thou shall not favor any Twinkie over another Twinkie
8. Thou shall not steal Twinkies
9. Thou shall not lie about Twinkie possession
10. Thou shall not covet anyone else's Twinkie
