Dashing through the crowd
On a cafeteria tray
Person trips and falls
Second time today
People shout and scream
Because their pants are tight
What fun it is to eat a cake
With cream filling inside
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Oh..
Twinkie Snack
Twinkie Snack
How I love you so
I could eat you anywhere and everywhere I go
Oh
Twinkie Snack
Twinkie Snack
You're so dear to me
All I want for Christmas is
You under the tree
Everywhere I go
People look at me
They make stupid jokes
Laugh and point with glee
Well I don't need them
I don't need them at all
I think I'll just go buy
Some twinkies at the mall
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When I go to school
All I do is work
I ask when lunch will start
He says shut up you jerk
But I want my twinkie now
So I walked out of class
He said hey get back here
So I had him sign my pass
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Last night I was in bed
My stomach made some noise
I headed towards the kitchen
But fell over my toys
I made it safe and sound
And opened up a door
There were my twinkies
I wanted nothing more
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I needed more twinkies
So I went to the store
I asked the cashier where
She said "Twinkies isle four"
So I headed towards that way
But the twinkies were all gone
So then I sat and cried
And that's why I wrote this song
CHORUS
Oh how I love my twinkies
They are my special friends
They are my only food source
On which my life depends
I really need my twinkies
So please get me some soon
Until then I will cry
And I'll sing only this tune
CHORUS
Thanks to Caitlin Madison and Michael Demeere for writing this lovely tune. May the Great One shower you with moist sponge cake!
