1. This page is a . Please do not take it seriously. There is NO great twinkie God at all. Or maybe there is - you decide. But whatever, this page is meant to be a satire on organized religion, ok? For gosh sakes!
2. This page is not meant to be afflicted with Hostess or Interstate Brands in any way!
(TwinkieŽ and Twinkie the KidŽ are both registered trademarks of Hostess, by the way)
3. Everything on this page is MINE*!!! I made up all of the testemonials, services, "twink-andments", whatever..it's all mine. No, I'm not going to go after you if you take it or something. I just want you to ask. Not that you'd want it anyway, right?
*- except for the graphics - they're not mine. I stole them. The twinkie graphic that is seen on every page was stolen from some page..the graphic of our Leader (Twinkie the Kid) was stolen from some other page..and the photograph on the wedding page came from http://www.twinkies.com ..Thank ya.
4. This goes along with the previous note- this whole idea was made in my sick twisted head. Please don't try to copy me and make another Twinkie religion page, ok? Thank you!
5. - The prayer book is not a comment section! Don't you know what a guestbook is?! Please, people...don't tell me how much my page bites in the prayer section!
6. If you decide to convert your friends, do so in the "convert your friends" section..I've had a few instances where people write down others' names and e-mail addresses. The I go to e-mail those people, and I get yelled at. Make it easier on me! Also, you may want to tell your friends that you did this wonderful thing for them. Just so they know.
7. A thousand thanks to Jenny!!
