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The
MIDGET
MILITIA
Well, one might say, "What in the heck is the Midget Militia?" The Midget Militia is a group of smaller people in ROTC that have gotten tired of getting trampled by the bigger people. One day a cadet named Cadet PFC Moody formed an alliance of little people to team up on the bigger people. The alliance succeded in their attempt to overpower an enemy the way ants kill bigger bugs. Their first target was Cadet PFC Burges. The first three members pounced on him and seized the ball. A victory indeed. Cadet PFC Moody then recruited more members to join the unnamed goup. The group first had named themselves  The light infantry but was soon changed in favor of
The Midget Militia!
Ment to sound pretty stupid but the story is all true.
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