Jokes

This page contains different jokes and insults i've heard that struck me as funny. Some are just plain stupid but funny all the same.

Alan: (when I first met him and we were in lunch telling yo mama jokes)   "Your mama's so fat....... SHUT UP!!!!"

Dad: "Ya $H!T @$$"

Some are edited for my mom's sake so I'm sorry if it looks cheezy.

Someone: (to a girl) "Do  you know why when you masterbate you use these two fingers" (index,middle) <why she says> "Because they're mine."

Aol chat guy: (insult) "Slap nuts!"

Pantera's singer: (when Jason Newsted Played with them) "Please welcome Pantallica!"