Die Monkey Boy, Die!

It didn't seem right to discuss monkeys without some help from the LucasArts Monkey Island series. I didn't include the full-size images to save space, but if I get overwhelming demand for them I suppose I'll include them.

sleeping hat monkey Hey look, a crazy little hat monkey, and he's sleeping. Wake up little hat monkey!

yapping hat monkey No! I take that back! Shut up little hat monkey. Please shut up.

angry hat monkey Threats from the hat monkey. Do you think you scare me little hat monkey? You gotta ask yourself: do you feel lucky? Well do you, monk[ey]?

defeated hat monkey You are no match for me, pathetic hat monkey. Today was not your lucky day.

monkey head To complete your humiliation, hat monkey, I have stolen your hat and buried you in the sand. Now you must watch as little chilren make sand castles and you can do nothing but shout "eep-eep-eep." Note that "eep-eep-eep" is not a valid monkey insult, which only adds to your humiliation.

vga monkey head O no! It seems that crazy hat monkey was actually a Monkey Mage of great power and he has teleported me back to the late 80s where I'm stuck in VGA mode. If I can't get out of this I'll never have good enough resolution to finish running these screenshots through the gimp. I feel really bad for all those sandcastle-building children who taunted the mage and now seem to be wooden statues.

a fence for the monkey head Thinking fast, I fence the monkey mage in so he can do no more damage to the children of the world. I'm going to tell Mr. T on you, you vile monkey mage!

If only I could fight off this urge to mousse my mullet and flip my collar up.

monkeys in church Perhaps this priest can help me. I must get him to ignore those other two people, whoever the hell they are, and pay attention to me. I'm sure I'm in the right church, though. After all, you have to trust any church that believes in dancing monkeys.

my head in the sand Following the priest's advice, I've stuck my head in the sand. I was attacked by funny gray monkey, but I defended myself by farting. Take that, monkey!

monkey scratching his head Hey, Mr Silly Monkey, do you know how to return my graphics to normal?

the monkey begins casting Ah-HA! I found a rival monkey mage to cast a re-resolution spell on me. The monkey head will pay for its crimes against humanity.

the Protoss blast away Executor here, calling an airstrike from the Protoss fleet in orbit. Watch the monkeys flee as the Protoss beam cuts them down one by one.

The End . . . or is it?



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