~Jax's Perfect Wedding Soliloquy~



~Jax's Pep Talk to Chloe~



~Mooseburger~



~Hopscotch~



“You were expecting someone else?”



“You know you and Ned must have a pretty athletic relationship! (Alexis hits Jax in the head with one of the couch pillows) “OH! I’m impressed!”



“Well you should tell Ned to keep his doors locked… perhaps wear a crash helmet or something…(She swats him again) Ow! Look, I miss you okay??"



Alexis: “But if you need a good attorney…WHEN you need a good attorney…”
Jax: "Specially one who hurdles, right?(She hits him hard again)Ok! Ok, I get it…!
Alexis: "…call me…"
Jax: "Thank you I will. I will."



Jax, walking in with an open bag of chips, completely deadpan:
"You know, you have even less in your fridge than I do!"
He sees Chloe and visibly brightens: "HI!"
Chloe: "You’re everywhere!"
Jax:(Nodding)"Hmmm."
Ned: "What do you want, Jax, and I don’t mean for breakfast!"



Jax:(Ever so brightly, devastating grin intact, holds the bag out to Chloe)"CHIP??"
Chloe:(Ever so sweetly back, enjoying Jax thoroughly)
"Thank you!"
Ned:(Not so brightly)"Oh, don’t mind me! It’s only my house…Not to mention my chips…"
Jax: "Well they are a little stale anyway…"



Ned: "I think it’s sometimes better just to sit back…(Grabs the bag) and see where the chips fall…"
Jax: "Oh yeah. While you back out of the deal and I lose every last dime!"
N: (Through a mouthful of chips)"Would you just relax!!"
J: (Raising his voice)"No I’m not gonna …!!"
N: "We have to…!!"
Chloe: "OKAY! TIME OUT!! Time out!"




J: "Okay, um.. w-w-we’re tryin to.. uh, think of a uh, uh, delicate way of putting this… uh…Ned??"
N: "AJ is a pathetic, brown-nosing, loser, who couldn’t organize his sock drawer, much less an international conglomerate."
J: "Well, uh, that was a little, uh, subtle, but uh, it was well said."
N: "Thank you!"
A: "There! See how nicely you two can play together!"



C: "Don’t you all have a vested interest in AJ doing well?"
N: (To Jax)"Your turn."
J: "‘Scuse me?? Oh no, no, no! He’s YOUR cousin!"
N: "Oh, it’s nice that I can count on you as usual…"




J: "Yeah and while the two of you are out there um, bickering, I am way out there on the edge."



C: "Why don’t you really drive him nuts? Why don’t the two of you go into business together?"
Jax and Ned together: "NO WAY!"