The Rain (Fuck Missy Elliot-I’ve Come To Wet the Hip Hop Corner)
As I let loose the liquid from my cerebral cortex Got your mind swimmin’ in my visceral verbal vortex I bead up and dance on that ass like you was made of Gortex While you flex flimsy flows for free I’m cashin’ more checks Then bank tellers on the fifteenth and the first You went from bad to worse, steppin’ to he/ that be/ peverse I put thee/ to sleep/ in a hearse Feast on your entrails as if my name was Circe (Circe was the magical enchantress in the Odyssey) Allow me to keep this verse succinct and to the point. i.e. terse Brother you blew it/ somehow misconstrued it Now your minds been polluted/By fakers who’ve deluded (diluted-...WATERED DOWN) you into thinking you can test the funky fluid the liquid emcee/ boy you can’t test me I take your rap degree and make wack rhyme puree Decisions, decisions shall I make intestinal incisions Or split that cabbage with precision like nuclear fission- In other words...Head or Gut?/ Nigga what? How da fuck/ would you liked to get cut? Cause I’m unleashin’ a lethal lesson with my lyrical lacerations Wounding weak wannabes, crushing their crude creations Real with these/ that’s 200 proof/ and only gettin’ better Eat M.C.’s/ like Alphabet Soup/ containing just two letters You’ve been soaked/ you joke I drained you like a funnel By golly wow-blew that mind like brain surgery in a wind tunnel