A

Adam Sandler - fuckin' shit
Airplane - looks like I picked the wrong week to quit anphetamines
Airplane - guys talking jive
American Pie - like your wine aged, yes, about 18 years
American Pie - are we gonna screw already, 'cause i'm gettin' a little antsy
American Pie - one time, at band camp...
American Pie - blowjob
American Pie - desensitize
American Pie - duped
American Pie - excuse, me?
American Pie - you guys are gonna fuck aren't ya? fuckers, fuckers, fuckers...
American Pie - milf
American Pie - say my name, what's my name bitch!
American Pie - pale ale
American Pie - photograph
American Pie - you need to get your balls reattached...
American Pie - sexual destiny
American Pie - suck me, beautiful
American Pie - you're a sure thing
American Pie - i was used, god, i was used...
Andy Griffith - (barney)nip it in the bud
Army of Darkness - i'll swallow your soul
As Good As It Gets - maybe this is as good as it gets
As Good As It Gets - you make me wanna be a better man
Austin Powers - do i make you horny?
Austin Powers - yeah baby!
Austin Powers - i won't bite, hard

B

Beetlejuice - i wonder where a guy, an everyday joe, like myself, can find a lil action
Beavis and Butthead - your balls are filthy. go to the ballwasher, now
Betty Boop - boopy doopy doop
Bewitched - nose twinkling sound
Brady Bunch - marcia, marcia, maria

C

Captain Caveman - captain CAVE-MAN!
Casper - hi, i'm Casper!
Casper - i love the smell of fleshies in the morning
Charlie Brown - oh brother
Charlie Brown - (lucy)you'd better cut it out right now or i'll pound you
Clash of the Titans - let loose the crakin
Clash of the Titans - call no man happy who is not dead
Clueless - as if
Clueless - it all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, i was just totally clueless
Coming to America - who the fuck is this asshole?

D

Daria - go get 'em tiger
Daria - the confinement has made me desperate. if i don't get out, i may do something crazy
David Letterman - this place blows
David Letterman - congratulations skippy, you've got mail
David Letterman - you know, ladies and gentleman, you'll come for the entertainment, but you'll stay for the canned ham giveaway
Dazed and Confused - (darla)wipe that face off your head, bitch
Dazed and Confused - (waters)say man, you got a joint? uh, no, not on me man. (waters)well, it'd be alot cooler if you did
Dazed and Confused - waters' laughing
Dazed and Confused - that's what i love about these highschool girls man. i get older, they stay the same age, yes they do
Dazed and Confused - waters talking about his car
Dazed and Confused - conversation on george washington and tokin' weed
Desperado - let's play
Desperado - bless me father for i have just killed quite a few men
Devil's Advocate - vanity is definately my favorite sin
Devil's Advocate - taste... don't swallow
Dr. Seuss - my prices are low, and i work with great speed. my work is 100% guaranteed
Dr. Seuss - thank you
Dusk til Dawn - psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, i don't give a fuck how crazy they are

F

Face Off - oh well, plan b, let's just kill each other
Fast Times . . . - i'm so wasted!
Flatliners - today's a good day to die
Flintstones - bam bam bam
Flintstones - oh yeah, well how would you like a nuckle sandwich?
Flintstones - yabba dabba doo

J

Jay and Silent Bob - snootchie bootchie noochies
Jay and Silent Bob - schmokie weed, doing coke, drinkin' beers...
Jay and Silent Bob - skerlnik
Johnny Bravo - aren't I havin' a good hair day?
Johnny Bravo - hubba, hubba
Johnny Bravo - hey there, smart mama
Johnny Bravo - you wanna frisk me?
Johnny Bravo - doing his karate chop

K

Kids in the Hall - to the pit of ultimate darkness
Kids in the Hall - i'm crushing your head
Kids in the Hall - and i walk alone along the path of evil
Kids in the Hall - gimme a...bastard
Kids in the Hall - now were cooking with evil gas
Kids in the Hall - i'm sorry, i'm a lil thirsty, can i have a drink out of your toilet

L

Living Color - hated it

M

Monty Python - how should we fuck off o' lord?
Mr Ed - hello, i'm mister ed
Mr. Rogers - please won't you be my neighbor

R

Revenge of the Nerds - we've got bush
Rocky and Bullwinkle - hey rocky, watch me pull a rabit out of my hat
Rocky and Bullwinkle - old woman ooh, oh boy that felt good
Rugrats - (angelica)na na na na

S

Simpsons - (homer) hmmm... beer....
Sixteen Candles - i can't believe i gave my panties to a geek

T

Twilight Zone - your next stop, the twilight zone

V

Volkswagon - da da da

W

Wayne's World - she's a babe
Willy Wonka - little suprises around every corner but nothing dangerous

Misc. and/or Unknown

Big Dump - sounds like it says
Big Mouth - i gotta big mouth
Birthday - Sexy Voice happy birthday to you
Body - if you don't mind, i'd like to borrow your body for a few hours
Bullshit - it wasn't lies, it was just bullshit
Chocolate - chocolate, oh i want one more than ever
Cough - short cough
Cough - guy hitting a bong and coughing
Crazy - i'm not crazy, i just don't give a fuck
Damn - bunch of guys at once yelling
Fatty - you're killin' yourself the way you eat, ya fat fuck, look at ya
Going to Hell - oh, you're going staight to hell for that one
Got Milk - got milk?
Here Pussy - here pussy, where can you be. Here pussy, come back to me
K-mart - attention K-mart shoppers, an asshole has just entered the room
Limp Noodle - you can just go fuck yourself, that is if you can get that limpo noodle of yours to stand up
Language - look around you over here, is this the setting for profanity? (other guy) fuck you
Mom & Dad - did ya ever wonder, did mom give dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight
Nutless - you spineless whimp, ya got no nuts
Sicken Me - you sicken me, but i have no time to kill you
Shit - don't lay this shit on me. you are pissed off because you became a victim of something you started yourself
Ugly - holy shit, look who got beat with the ugly stick. you are so ugly
Whip - dominatrix whip sound

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