Crispy Spare Ribs

The smell of spontaneous human combustion

Ribs, mmm lovely. Available from your friendly neighbourhood chinese take away, or if you are feeling decadent, how about eating in at the nearest chinese restaurant, then they'll bring you them lovely hot, wet towels to wash with, I love that, all lemon scented and everything. Nice to wash it down with some cold orange segments. Best ribs ever was from some chinese restaurant in Fort William which is in Scotland apparantly. A good cook-yourself rib used to be available from Netto priced £1.39, but then they disappeared and now they have some others which are about £1.79 and they're awful, they taste like the remains of an air crash victim, steer clear of these. From my extensive experimentation I would advise against any cook-yourself varieties, but if you must, go for something frozen without any sauce and deepfry no matter how they tell you to cook em, but you really are best to leave it to the experts, They'll cost you between £3-50 and £4, but what the hey, you're worth it ain't ya? My tip is to leave that nasty sauce alone, a bit of lemon juice is good but that nasty thick gloopy sauce, no no no, that will not do, Please specify NO SAUCE.

Links:
There are lots of good/shit (delete as applicable) links to the worlds of the spare rib, happy landings

The Dartmouth news
Have fun reading about feminist issues, is this what you came here for?

1,2,3,4, 5 Chinese Spareribs
I feel obligated to force a recipe onto you, please ignore this and buy some ready

Ormansagi toltott dagado
Try saying this to your partner while making love, she will think it very romantic while all along you know it means...Stuffed pork spare rib, YUMMY.

Very Spare rib Platter
It would seem that some golf club had ribs on the menu on Jan 31, what year I couldn't say, and if I could, I wouldn't. Go and laugh at how neurotic golfers are.

Shanghai Restaurant
Here's a cantonese, szechuan & asian cuisine restaurant in Ottawa (that sounds american to me) why not pop in and sample their delights, or plan B it says free delivery with orders over 20 dollars, wahey, what's the airfare from Ottawa, USA to Northampton, England? I don't know but I reckon I'm on to a winner, No they wrote it, I'm gonna hold them to it, and if it's good I might put in a regular order, Ha ha haaaa (ie manic laughing until I die)

That's enough spare rib tickling for me I'm off to the Bamboo Garden!

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