Someone should drive an eighteen-wheeler through this newsgroup and wreck
everything. It just to much sucking the newsgroup's life has sex with a
truck that is too big to fit inside of it, if you know what I mean. A
truck can run over just about anything, except maybe He-man. He-man can
run over a truck, and that's no lie. But not in this newsgroup. No, in
this newsgroup nobody has even two-thirds of the guts to take on an
eighteen-wheeler at full throttle, we all go running for the hills,
except Zoogz Rift who is actually He-Man's mother in a little sailor
costume with a fake beard on, she beats he-man with a VW bus with spikes
stuck all over it and fuzzy skulls on the rear-view mirror when he's a
bad boy, which is the unconscious source of He-man's hatred for people
with a skull for a head. Yeah, Zoogzie'd take that baby apart in the 1.1
seconds it would take to hit her, reducing it to nuts and bolts which
were still barreling down 190 at 190 mph, right into alt.slack where
they'd tear all these threads to ribbons and make us talk about nothing.
Except me. I would do a post about the truck, and then the truck would
tear me in half. That would be really bad, I don't want that to happen at
all. Maybe if it tore a bar of soap in half, that would be cool. I could
pay for the soap.
Agsts "Deadly Speed Limit" QPM
P.S. You all can just forget the part in the beginning about the truck
and the newsgroup having sex. I made that part up. Although I guess
following up someone's post is a way of having sex with them, or at least
intercourse. But trucks do not follow up posts, they merely smash them to
bits, and you can pick the little letters out of the truck's grill.
P.P.S. I think everyone on the net should sue everyone else for rape.
Following up on a post is like stalking. A net post is the most private,
intimate thing someone could ever do, and to violate that is like pissing
in someone's tea: very rude, certainly uncalled for, and illegal as hell.
Do not hesitate to turn in friends and relatives! Especially turning them
into bats, newts, toads etc which will gum up the exhaust of the truck
and keeping it from reaching its unthinkable destiny. MUST STOP! HALT! NO
GOING! FAST BAD TRUCK! BREAK!
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